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artichoke-hold.bsky.social
i cross stitch and play video games. same display name on the other place.
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babies

i didn’t expect the collapse of the republic to be so stupid

starting to wonder if i am in fact computer because captchas these days ask me to identify the stairs and then show me 9 images like this

I have the cursed urge to call my 82 year old mom and gauge her understanding of the.....everything happening

this can't hurt when you're already dead

my account got flagged for hateful content or something because what the heck

my new soothing project that will inevitably make me feel like such a shithead

sorry i haven’t been posting, i’ve been held prisoner by a 90lb menace

my neighbor works in advertising and just showed me promo materials for season 2 of The Pitt and why is Jair Bolsonaro in it?

did you know if you start planning a wedding you’ll start getting ads for the gaudiest suits you’ve ever seen

if i wanted to pay someone to steal two whack-a-mole mallets and play my spine like a xylophone is that a taskrabbit or craigslist thing?

when you find the squapes

when you find the squapes

my mom describing my wedding dress: “it’s so unusual”

hits just as hard the second time

signed the prenup today. it’s happening

me to my cats at least four times a day: you have wets you have dries what more could you want?

so excited to spend 2 hours in character creation later

i’m supposed to just go on with my life after that episode of severance?

1997

did they really think they were going to release the files?

we had an ok run

incredible place to sleep, cat

Would have watched The Pitt weeks ago if someone had told me it was Dr Carter back in the ER

This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣

most uncomfortable dinner party ever

brought to tears by the acknowledgments, this book is one of the best things i’ve ever read

do NOT pick this up at 10:30pm thinking you’ll “just read a little before bed”

didn’t have any oats so i threw some salted sunflower kernels in a makeshift crumble for some apple crumble and this might just be my new thing

i did not take naming very seriously and now i’m making important alliances in metaphor refantazio with a guy named Gleb

i just love her so much

ideal evening tbh