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Oh look. Another movie that has Chris Pratt as the main character for no fucking reason.

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According to the absolute stench surrounding me my hormone level is back to normal.

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Menschen die ihre Kaffeetasse aif ihren aufgeklappten Laptop stellen lecken auch an Türklinken.

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When you have to try too hard it's probably not real.

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7 weeks post surgery. The scars are disappointing. Don't reflect the shit I went through.

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Why are some people like this?

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On a brighter note: I think the bleeding finally stopped.

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I feel like screaming into the void would be great at this point. But effort...

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People

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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

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Was machen Schwanzträger die im stehen pinkeln eigentlich wenn sie während dem pinkeln merken, dass sie auch kacken müssen? Wie komplett würdelos, sich nach dem pinkeln umzudrehen und auf die (wahrscheinlich) bepisste Brille zu setzen.

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Woke from a dream where my father shot me in the guts. Several times. For being frustrated with me. It didn't even hurt. And I felt like a burden for needing to go to the hospital. Woke up in panic mode, listened for steps because I expected him to finish what he started.

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Um ne Tism Diagnose zu bekommen soll man die Zeugnisse der ersten 6 Schuljahre vorlegen? There goes my chance... Sobald da irgendwer einen anderen Namen liest bin ich eh raus. Danke für nichts.

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Gavin was the first openly gay character I ever wrote. And I put all my anger, my rage, my hate and contempt for mankind (and myself, really) into it.

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When I'm bored I make up conversations between my muses. Gavin calling Soap soldier boy makes Soap wonder if all americans are assholes. And Misanthrope just says "You must be new here. Buckle up." Somewhere in the distance Trevelyan screams "You killed me! Twice!" The Inquisitor. Not the Bann.

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I'm back on my Gavin playlist. open.spotify.com/track/3fss3t...

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There are people who ship tincan cop and robo jesus. I don't see the appeal but whatever floats your goat.

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Is this the best song intro?

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I swear if Elon destroys my dream of having an android... Hurry up, Boston Dynamics.

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Sore throat, earache, shivering... This is great.

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Lass mich einfach in ruhe alt sein.

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Please give us the adaptation the books deserve 🥺 And PLEASE cast an actual bipoc woman in a wheelchair for Susannah.

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Also MJ is super toxic.

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Watching the OG Spiderman trilogy. I miss how normal actors and actresses used to look. Normal skin, normal bodies, normal teeth.

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CBP is detaining german tourist for over 1 mo because they accused her of intending to tattoo for $$ while in US. In jailing her to deport, they held her in solitary for 9 days, also kept her from her return flight Feb 15. She's still jailed. CoreCivic+CBP ⬆️ 💵 www.kpbs.org/news/border-...

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😊

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Yes I've had enough time to think about mental health.

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Another thing I realise watching the MW2 cinematics is what they took from us. Even 2 years later the graphics are mind blowing.

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Rewatching the MW2 cinematics for the first time in over a year. Makes me realise how hard I was trying a year ago. I tried to be social. I tried to be positive. Always in a good mood. Always happy. Like Soap.

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Heute großes Verständnis dafür wie Wut nur Angst in Verkleidung ist.

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Not sure if it's the allergies but I feel like my voice is changing again.

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Stunksitzung einfach jedes Jahr gut. Und dieses Jahr mit schottischer Unterstützung. Köln vermisst die Schotten.

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How Shrek is supposed to be ugly and Fiona supposed to be cute and they just reversed that in Shrek 5. Why can't we have nice things? Why do you have to make everything not enjoyable?

Oh look. Another movie that has Chris Pratt as the main character for no fucking reason.

According to the absolute stench surrounding me my hormone level is back to normal.

Menschen die ihre Kaffeetasse aif ihren aufgeklappten Laptop stellen lecken auch an Türklinken.

When you have to try too hard it's probably not real.

7 weeks post surgery. The scars are disappointing. Don't reflect the shit I went through.

Why are some people like this?

On a brighter note: I think the bleeding finally stopped.

I feel like screaming into the void would be great at this point. But effort...

People

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

Was machen Schwanzträger die im stehen pinkeln eigentlich wenn sie während dem pinkeln merken, dass sie auch kacken müssen? Wie komplett würdelos, sich nach dem pinkeln umzudrehen und auf die (wahrscheinlich) bepisste Brille zu setzen.

Woke from a dream where my father shot me in the guts. Several times. For being frustrated with me. It didn't even hurt. And I felt like a burden for needing to go to the hospital. Woke up in panic mode, listened for steps because I expected him to finish what he started.

Um ne Tism Diagnose zu bekommen soll man die Zeugnisse der ersten 6 Schuljahre vorlegen? There goes my chance... Sobald da irgendwer einen anderen Namen liest bin ich eh raus. Danke für nichts.

Gavin was the first openly gay character I ever wrote. And I put all my anger, my rage, my hate and contempt for mankind (and myself, really) into it.

When I'm bored I make up conversations between my muses. Gavin calling Soap soldier boy makes Soap wonder if all americans are assholes. And Misanthrope just says "You must be new here. Buckle up." Somewhere in the distance Trevelyan screams "You killed me! Twice!" The Inquisitor. Not the Bann.

I'm back on my Gavin playlist. open.spotify.com/track/3fss3t...

There are people who ship tincan cop and robo jesus. I don't see the appeal but whatever floats your goat.

Is this the best song intro?

I swear if Elon destroys my dream of having an android... Hurry up, Boston Dynamics.

Sore throat, earache, shivering... This is great.

Lass mich einfach in ruhe alt sein.

Please give us the adaptation the books deserve 🥺 And PLEASE cast an actual bipoc woman in a wheelchair for Susannah.

Also MJ is super toxic.

Watching the OG Spiderman trilogy. I miss how normal actors and actresses used to look. Normal skin, normal bodies, normal teeth.

CBP is detaining german tourist for over 1 mo because they accused her of intending to tattoo for $$ while in US. In jailing her to deport, they held her in solitary for 9 days, also kept her from her return flight Feb 15. She's still jailed. CoreCivic+CBP ⬆️ 💵 www.kpbs.org/news/border-...

😊

Yes I've had enough time to think about mental health.

Another thing I realise watching the MW2 cinematics is what they took from us. Even 2 years later the graphics are mind blowing.

Rewatching the MW2 cinematics for the first time in over a year. Makes me realise how hard I was trying a year ago. I tried to be social. I tried to be positive. Always in a good mood. Always happy. Like Soap.

Heute großes Verständnis dafür wie Wut nur Angst in Verkleidung ist.

Not sure if it's the allergies but I feel like my voice is changing again.

Stunksitzung einfach jedes Jahr gut. Und dieses Jahr mit schottischer Unterstützung. Köln vermisst die Schotten.

How Shrek is supposed to be ugly and Fiona supposed to be cute and they just reversed that in Shrek 5. Why can't we have nice things? Why do you have to make everything not enjoyable?

Oops. Lathander's Light killed Astarion's siblings.

Randomly craving a smoke again. I quit smoking 10 years ago.

Living in a Wes Anderson movie is the ultimate autistic experience.