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artisanjam.bsky.social
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I’m still here, i’m just in hyper-focus

How can you say no to him? #teddybdog #bacon #dogsofbluesky #dogs #shihtzu

Went to see The Room with special guest #GreggSestero That was fun #TheRoom #TommyWiseau

This photo is such a vibe

I want to eat cashews but I don’t have cashews 😢

With the grit of my teeth and the sweat of my brow, my resolve remains unwavering, unrelenting, untouchable — for I will master matcha micro-foam, whatever it takes. #matcha

Wind on a dog walk is the piss to my bonfire.

My sis spent £10 on the Viral #dubaichocolate bar and I have to day, it was disgusting, Sweaty, oily, too rich, too sweet, sickly, fowl, felt like I was about to develop type 2 diabetes from one bite.

I thought I got hacked and was stressed all day, turns out I just forgot to pay my bill

You know when they say it’s the best thing since sliced bread… When was thar exactly? #bread

Real

Day 247: The plants have learned to walk. Joel didn’t prepare us for this. 🪴 #thelastofus

I’ve really been slacking in duolingo, Nearly dropped 2 leagues, Gonna have to lock in. #duolingo #languagelearning

Perfect Ted’s Strawberry Matcha is bullshit. Can’t even taste the matcha, Must taste like horrible artificial strawberry and nothing else. And it’s flatter than a dvd. I hate it so much. If you want strawberry #matcha, just get matcha and put fresh strawberries in it. Took an ill judged risk 👎

Pro tip, don’t put tinfoil in the microwave

I can’t remember that last time I had a plum that was that had decent level and tenderness. Is this late stage capitalism or do is it just plum ignorance. #feelingfruity

I feel my posts are so slept on but it’s probably just main character syndrome.

I also want a ps5

I wish I could go to the moon just to experience looking at the Earth in all it’s glory, what a magical feeling that must be.

Can you do polls on #Bluesky @bsky.app

Recipe of #Leftovers 1x protein 1x cup of rice 1x any mushrooms 1x onion 2x table spoons of #Gochujang 2x table spoons of honey Salt Black Pepper Any oil Sesame seeds Magic seasoning (IYKYK) And ofcourse plenty #Kimchi And sesame seeds /whatever u got throw in #Wok Don’t overthink #chefskiss

Just walked passed someone with such a small head

Just watched this! This film’s so slept on, Such a beautiful gentle film, never heard of it until tonight. It wasn’t what I expected in the best way. Adam Sandler delivering yet another brilliant performance, same for Paul Dano and Carey Mulligan 9/10 #filmreview #spaceman #adamsandler #netflix

#promosky It’s Sunday! ⭐️Anime ⭐️Manga ⭐️Kpop ⭐️Filmmaker ⭐️Foodie ⭐️Nintendo ⭐️Stardew Valley ⭐️Skyrim ⭐️AOT ⭐️Demonslayer ⭐️Dragon Ball ⭐️Le Sserafim ⭐️New Jeans ⭐️Black Pink ⭐️XG ⭐️Japanese Culture ⭐️Korean Culture ⭐️Matcha ⭐️Cinephile ⭐️Weeb ⭐️DJ ⭐️Vintage Clothes ⭐️Haruki Murakami ⭐️Dogs ⭐️Cats ⭐️Ichiko Aoba

Nothing to say, just Stanning Kim Chae-Won #lesserafim #kimchaewon #김채원

Leftover pizza reheated in the microwave, even better than the night before; the breakfast of kings.

May the 4the be with you #starwarsday

I am violently bored

Sorry I’ve been quite, too busy being a gremlin skulking around the in the night.

Why is Netflix now getting things before Crunchyroll -_- I don’t have Netflix. I’m Roll or Die for the Crunch. #anime #weeb #crunchyroll #crunchyroll

The new Black Mirror way pretty good #blackmirror

Where the heck is Saki?

WHERE TF HAS MY LINT ROLLER GONE

My cat woke me up head butting me this morning, standing on my chest. It was like a little massage. She only does it when I have to get up, it made it so hard to get up. #cats

Why am I freezing rn

Just left the grill on for 5 hours after toasting hot cross buns, I thought it was just warm outside. I am scared of my electric bill now. #hotcrossbuns #kimchaewon #doh

Does the wind ever talk a flipping day off