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asan97.bsky.social
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“He is all pine and I am apple orchard.” If you have trouble clicking with a “he”, you now have another phrase to describe it. Congrats!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

it should be illegal for video games to require you to make an account and log in for single player modes

submitted 15 days ago • 59 comments

Me trying to flirt: so what’s your favorite moment in the odyssey

submitted 26 days ago • 95 comments

What do you call a college famous for churning out people who became politicians? An electoral college!!! *badum tss*

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine making some thought provoking comments or asking some thought provoking questions only to be studied in a classroom decades or centuries later and some random student says “I wonder what shit this guy was on when he said that.” I hope that’s never gonna be me

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read about someone doing something that seemed to require a billion dollars worth of confidence or having an experience that i don’t think I’ve ever had that made me feel “I’m not cool enough for this shit.” Or something like that.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

My friend suggested I play Felvidek, an indie (j)RPG game featuring a drunken Slovakian knight fighting knaves and weirdos in the 15th century. The game is delirious and delightfully weird. I already love the retro art style and how the characters hurl expletives at each other in ye olde English.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

youtu.be/tob08ZkU00c?...

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

i think every video game should be required to state in the description whether there's jumpscares in it or not. put it in with the rating or something, idc. i'm tired of doing google searches or whatever

submitted 27 days ago • 36 comments

Young people won't remember this, but there was a time when you could just play the Sims by clicking the icon with 'the Sims' on your desktop and it just booted up, without making you log in past three or four different EA players.

submitted 27 days ago • 78 comments

If you play video games on the highest difficulty, that's great! 👍 But don't give gamers who play on easier difficulty a hard time about it. Everyone likes to enjoy games differently and there is no right or wrong way to play.

submitted 27 days ago • 230 comments

My name is Ted. I guess I’m Ted-ious then /j

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Eurojank 100% implies the existence of Amerijank

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My disappointment is immeasurable…and my day is ruined.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

buys a new book: i can’t wait to read it. also me: puts in on the shelf with the other piles of unread books.

submitted 30 days ago • 125 comments

What’s up? LOL

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This is some audio of me faking a British accent

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments