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Aspiring writer and comedian. Definitely a slut. Come for the writing stuff, cum for the dick jokes. Big Sister Domme.
Trans/Omni/Poly-am. Minors and Bigots DNI
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Thanks bro! Grew 'em myself, bro!
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To Edge.
Don't forget Adam Copeland
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Panthers having multiple OT Stanley Cup games brings me back to 1996 and the Genesis of the plastic rats. And Vanbiesbrouck
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I was with both of you.
I need a new Hitachi
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I, um, believe that won't be a problem
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Damn, this might be my least favourite post on this site.
Have my like
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Is there an application process to be one of the a̶b̶u̶s̶e̶d̶ test subjects?
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Fuck.
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I quit drinking but gotta get that fatty liver going somehow
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Oh it's literally off "1 yen" not "100 yen" my bad.
Thank you
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I'm happy to pop off about Baroque on the Saturn once the fascism stops.
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Damn. What did Japan do to Shadaloo?
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👀
I want to believe
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Oh damn you're gonna have a hell of a time
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Massive amounts of cocaine turns out some medicine work it seems. See: the hulkamaniac era of the WWF
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Bless you, I'll join you with my queer chaos gremlin ladies!
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Jesus Fucking Christ I thought this was an obituary for a second.
I need more weed
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Yeah I didn't make the connection either until I watched a video regarding the Jagged Little Pill album and then it clicked
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Catchiest song about a pedo out of Canada
(Dave Coulier was in his 30s, Alanis was 16)
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seconded!
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They don't know it yet but you're about to show why you're an awesome cat mom
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Is a Caesar closer to a Bloody Mary or a Chelada?
Don't drink anymore but I was always down for a tomato mixed drink
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Let's goooooo tattoos~!
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... Nipple penetration?
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Oh shit, they're gonna revoke my Canadian citizenship now!
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OH GOD!
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Alright.
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I am *always* available to say more too, just say the word. It would be my pleasure, truly.
... um. I suppose the word is "word"?
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In that case - if one is to be brazen go full bore, not half-assed - I'm reminded that early one when I recreated this account in January I was looking for your account to re-follow but... well this explains why it took a bit:
bsky.app/profile/asbr...
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Also, Truffles is an adorable cat name!
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You are incredibly sweet and patient (to go along with beautiful, hot and funny). I hope I'm sending some smiles because if anyone deserves it, you do~! ❤️
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I was actually replying, worried that I crossed a line - then it said it was a deleted post and I appreciate you... full stop.
Was going to say "I appreciate you putting up with me" but no. "I appreciate you" is entirely accurate.
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I made it to T-minus 28 minutes to go, I think it'll be worth the wait!
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She didn't marry Pavel?
She married the *worse* Bure?
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No, but that's now noted in the memory banks, good thing there's lots of rhymes for 'ice'.
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I am desperately trying not to channel a spirit and become the second coming of Sappho in order to write poetry espousing your beauty and poise.
You can toss the bucket of ice water on me any time. Entirely understandable.
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About a hundred ideas for a reply to this flashed through my mind in an instant and about 0% of them were safe for work.
But in all seriousness, you absolutely deserve to be loved, mind and body both.
Souls can be negotiated much later, I hear.
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Computer, could I see a nude Tayne please?
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(Hockey joke incoming)
She married Pavel Bure. Intelligence is clearly not her strong suit.
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I guess the TL;DR version is: TNA (Total Nonstop Action) Wrestling is a league that started around 2001 and is still going today.
It's been bought, sold, abandoned, acquired, sold... there's at least 12 different times it should have died. But TNA is a cockroach - it refuses to die.