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Aspiring writer and comedian. Definitely a slut. Come for the writing stuff, cum for the dick jokes. Big Sister Domme.
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Oh shit!
... he slipped my mind 😆
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Agreed! I'm heading up July 1st and I'll keep you up to date~!
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Agreed. I love Kevin but I couldn't off the top of the dome think of a character (which now that I've posted, both the gorilla and Sir Simon Milligan immediately spring to mind).
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I think I have to read this run!
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St. John, NB?
Wasn't in the plan as a landing spot but I wouldn't be far away off rt. 2 - Fredericton area and Moncton area looking decent right now but legit - I'd drive to SJ to meet and have a tea! 🙂
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Thank you. I'd be lying if I didn't wish somehow the States got taken over and split up between Mexico and Canada so that we could just be DONE with this bullshit.
Plus it's the laziest way for me to be back home - by not moving. But, of course, this is the realm of fantasy.
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Could you lend some of that cooler air down to Maine for like... oh I don't know... 19 more days? 😆
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I mean, if you want your mate to be trans femme this is a legit strategy.
Source: am trans femme
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I bring unfortunate news from the future of "Being in your 40s"...
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Honestly I could understand someone with anger issues (of a sort) having an alter who's an over the top mobster character.
Also wait, they're doing plural stuff in Immortal Hulk?
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I've legit wondered about this since it has that WWF Wrestlefest feel to it, a cabinet I'd flock to if there were no Neo Geo or Street Fighter II cabs around!
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Dammit, finding this while at work - I'm gonna have to wait six hours now!
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I remember seeing one as a young teen way back and thinking "... none of this is sexy" then turning it off and passing the VHS tape to the next "guy" wanting to see it.
My treasure trove was a bunch of sapphic smut fics pulled from some site I've forgotten that I printed out at my friend's. lol
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This is a consequence of the movie yes. that and a fear of savoury soup mochi
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70s/80s porn at that. Yikes.
I'm legit curious about finding a copy of this and giving a rundown now. I forgot most of what was in there (it was 30+ years ago) but the comedian in me is screaming to do it lol.
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I've used it with great success
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I remember it also basically having a lot of pleading of "Just don't go in jackhammering without foreplay"
I should get a copy and give a rundown of it's... choicer advice. It's gotta be painful to read as a sapphic woman.
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I'll be honest, looking back the entire book was beyond common sense and it's sad that anyone felt that men needed such a book. How bad ARE men at sex?
Turns out on average, pretty fuckin' terrible at fuckin'
Multiple chapters boiled down to "licking the clit is helpful". Yeesh.
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Didn't know that one but I was good at getting hold of shit I shouldn't since very young. Had my first George Carlin album at age 9, and read this book at age 10 🤣
(can't see what your kid is doing when you bring them to your housecleaning gigs all the time...)
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Can I just copy/paste your answer?
I got my grubby mitts on a copy in grade 5 and it blew my mind!
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The amount of times my gf or I will walk around the house and randomly yell SPARE RIBS! FUCK! is disturbingly high
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I'm here for the "being super gay forever" club opening?
Am I too early?
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Your mama so fat, she's a delight and a pleasure and I won't hear ill of her!
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I now have it on Spotify
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*hoping
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I'm a fan, and going my hometown in Canada is full of'em because it's been a fair few months for me and getting feral 😅
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Negative on Spotify though Active Trauma is rolling there
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*thinks*
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Holy shit. This actually explains a lot.
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Holy shit.
Also Billy Gunn is in better shape than some 30 year olds fucks sake
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It's always a good time to rep Mana
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Murder Grandpa had to be getting up there
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I'd be happy to get you a Caesar after you deliver that Molotov, gorgeous.