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Aspiring writer and comedian. Definitely a slut. Come for the writing stuff, cum for the dick jokes. Big Sister Domme.
Trans/Omni/Poly-am. Minors and Bigots DNI
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Catchiest song about a pedo out of Canada
(Dave Coulier was in his 30s, Alanis was 16)
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seconded!
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They don't know it yet but you're about to show why you're an awesome cat mom
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Is a Caesar closer to a Bloody Mary or a Chelada?
Don't drink anymore but I was always down for a tomato mixed drink
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Let's goooooo tattoos~!
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... Nipple penetration?
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Oh shit, they're gonna revoke my Canadian citizenship now!
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OH GOD!
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Alright.
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I am *always* available to say more too, just say the word. It would be my pleasure, truly.
... um. I suppose the word is "word"?
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In that case - if one is to be brazen go full bore, not half-assed - I'm reminded that early one when I recreated this account in January I was looking for your account to re-follow but... well this explains why it took a bit:
bsky.app/profile/asbr...
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Also, Truffles is an adorable cat name!
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You are incredibly sweet and patient (to go along with beautiful, hot and funny). I hope I'm sending some smiles because if anyone deserves it, you do~! ❤️
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I was actually replying, worried that I crossed a line - then it said it was a deleted post and I appreciate you... full stop.
Was going to say "I appreciate you putting up with me" but no. "I appreciate you" is entirely accurate.
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I made it to T-minus 28 minutes to go, I think it'll be worth the wait!
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She didn't marry Pavel?
She married the *worse* Bure?
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No, but that's now noted in the memory banks, good thing there's lots of rhymes for 'ice'.
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I am desperately trying not to channel a spirit and become the second coming of Sappho in order to write poetry espousing your beauty and poise.
You can toss the bucket of ice water on me any time. Entirely understandable.
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About a hundred ideas for a reply to this flashed through my mind in an instant and about 0% of them were safe for work.
But in all seriousness, you absolutely deserve to be loved, mind and body both.
Souls can be negotiated much later, I hear.
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Computer, could I see a nude Tayne please?
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(Hockey joke incoming)
She married Pavel Bure. Intelligence is clearly not her strong suit.
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I guess the TL;DR version is: TNA (Total Nonstop Action) Wrestling is a league that started around 2001 and is still going today.
It's been bought, sold, abandoned, acquired, sold... there's at least 12 different times it should have died. But TNA is a cockroach - it refuses to die.
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The TNA Wrestling of social media (wrestling nerds will get this)
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Never forget the weird green and purple ketchup which... just tasted of ketchup.
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*taxi driver from the Kids In The Hall movie, Brain Candy enters the chat*
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I have a strained relationship with my mother but good lord, no way she would ever vote Trump or any republican really.
Dick Cheney signed off on the papers to force her out of the military in 1984 and she's had a rage-boner against Republicans ever since.
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I watched a video where someone was reporting on these Estranged Parents forums and such where it put all the blame on the kids because "I couldn't have done anything wrong" syndrome and it's fkn WILD
The mental gymnastics needed was gold-medal worthy!
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My god I forgot young Caroline Rhea 😍
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I would like to kindly direct you to eat the entirety of my sloppy taint, sir.
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🥰
Shame I'm heading out in 19 days, I'd apply on the spot otherwise!
(I assume there's an application and vetting process)
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Oh shit!
... he slipped my mind 😆
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Agreed! I'm heading up July 1st and I'll keep you up to date~!
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Agreed. I love Kevin but I couldn't off the top of the dome think of a character (which now that I've posted, both the gorilla and Sir Simon Milligan immediately spring to mind).
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I think I have to read this run!
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St. John, NB?
Wasn't in the plan as a landing spot but I wouldn't be far away off rt. 2 - Fredericton area and Moncton area looking decent right now but legit - I'd drive to SJ to meet and have a tea! 🙂
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Thank you. I'd be lying if I didn't wish somehow the States got taken over and split up between Mexico and Canada so that we could just be DONE with this bullshit.
Plus it's the laziest way for me to be back home - by not moving. But, of course, this is the realm of fantasy.
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Could you lend some of that cooler air down to Maine for like... oh I don't know... 19 more days? 😆
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I mean, if you want your mate to be trans femme this is a legit strategy.
Source: am trans femme