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Aspiring writer and comedian. Definitely a slut. Come for the writing stuff, cum for the dick jokes. Big Sister Domme.
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Does she, maybe, want to reconsider that "mood stabilized" moniker?
I've had my mood stabilized and I'm pretty sure I didn't become racist. Call me weird...
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They really think sex for women is this impossible to comprehend metaphysical concept. As if actually getting consenting sex is akin to conquering the world.
Bud, be nice and nerdy and kinda cute and I'll suck your dick, this shit ain't rocket surgery.
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I sound like I deepthroated a Blue Whale and chased it with a shot of thumbtacks.
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Eeeep!
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Probably shouldn't be liking this on my main but uhhh, I don't have an alt, I'm far too lazy.
I babble when I'm blushing.
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I was really jazzed for Eccleston (Existenz is a favourite movie) and loved how he did it, wish he had a longer run.
Just like Colin Baker 😅
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I mean, do you want the sitting to fix the pain or help you have new, more interesting back pain?
I think I'd cause the latter one.
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Oh my God this must have been the inspiration for the flower boss in cuphead!
Took me forever to beat that level!
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"For the love of the game" fits pretty well.
Plus if I actually hooked up with all my crushes I'd probably die from exhaustion.
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Oh just hospital stuff. Actually might know what the problem is and how to handle it, I'm just really sore from the vomming
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After this weekend, being fawned on certainly has been appreciated, thank you 💕
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I bet in those days I could get a whole twopence for one of my signature cock tugs
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Oh it gets arguably worse
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Would you like to espouse your feelings on Wizards taking over Commander?
No seriously, I just like talking Magic 🤣
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Thank you! I'll be experimenting next month with that but for now I'm just doing BRAT diet. Going well so far 🤞
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I'm theory yes, in practice no. When I move I'll have a kitchen where I can plug in a blender or anything else 😅
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Next time I'm flirting with someone I'm gonna whisper "give me your nuttiest butter" in their ear.
I may be a slut but comedy always comes first!
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I mean I'm already gonna be behind the Swiss chalet, giving away $15 of sloppy won't kill me 🤣
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Good morning!
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Well that was an easy follow!
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The middle aged trans woman scene has been very very good to me
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I'm not but I can check my list of clients from behind the dumpster and see if someone can call them off in trade for a few BJs on the house?
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I can relate to some of that?
I'd say cool.
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I'm hitting the sack as soon as I get home from the hospital (I'm ok, honestly my girlfriend staying with me seems to look in worse shape even though I'm the patient. Poor gal)