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Aspiring writer and comedian. Definitely a slut. Come for the writing stuff, cum for the dick jokes. Big Sister Domme.
Trans/Omni/Poly-am. Minors and Bigots DNI
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I heal fast 😛
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when i write about the relationship between politics, censorship, and art in the world for Polygon
www.polygon.com/23940136/nig...
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Oh hey, you ever need a rando to listen to venting, DM me any time! Happy to be of service, plus sometimes ya just need to scream at a void that can agree back 😁
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I could be wrong but from what I hear from my Vancouver friends, it's chillier over here. Good for the lobsters I suppose?
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I'd post a 🤯 but I've never visited the Pacific. I imagine it's just as pretty though far colder
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My couch es su casa. Legit I'm happy to help get people to safety if it comes to that. I might have to get a few inflatable mattresses just in case 😅
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I'm heading back to New Brunswick very soon, if you want a vacation in the Maritimes 😉
The Bay of Fundy is beautiful in the Summer!
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No plans to, doing my Canadian patriotic duty!
...by drooling over beautiful women. I'm sure that'll get me brownie points up north somehow, lol
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Are gay reply girls a thing and if so do I have to apply? I can handle paperwork 😁
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*swoon*
I need to sit down
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Women in blazers = chef kiss 😍
But I'm a gay woman so I suppose I'm just being redundant in saying that.
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25) I was hanging out with my then girlfriend when we were 16 and she wanted me to meet her new friend, a guy our age.
This turned into one of the most awkward (and my first ever) threesome.
If I had accepted I was bi then, probably would have gone full throttle with both of them but que será.
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24) my college lab partner was a badass biker chick in a leather jacket with spiky ginger hair.
She refused to let me write down her number because she was sure I could remember it. As I explain how bad my memory is she blurts out "It's ***-PORK"
Yeah. She was right I remember it 20+ years later.
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23) I was low-key known as a lesbian matchmaker in high school. 'Somehow' I was friends with all the queer girls.
My last match lasted the shortest time, one date. When I asked what happened all I got from either girl was "Dancers don't date dancers".
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22) I currently only vape THC however I:
Started smoking cigarettes at 12
Started smoking weed at 13
Started drinking at 15
Never did much else but shrooms and LSD was always around. Don't do drugs, kids.
...until you're an adult then just be careful and have fun.
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We do know Kenny is bi, tbf. He said so in a Japanese interview where they asked about exactly this.
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Does she, maybe, want to reconsider that "mood stabilized" moniker?
I've had my mood stabilized and I'm pretty sure I didn't become racist. Call me weird...
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They really think sex for women is this impossible to comprehend metaphysical concept. As if actually getting consenting sex is akin to conquering the world.
Bud, be nice and nerdy and kinda cute and I'll suck your dick, this shit ain't rocket surgery.
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🫡
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I sound like I deepthroated a Blue Whale and chased it with a shot of thumbtacks.
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Eeeep!
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Probably shouldn't be liking this on my main but uhhh, I don't have an alt, I'm far too lazy.
I babble when I'm blushing.
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I was really jazzed for Eccleston (Existenz is a favourite movie) and loved how he did it, wish he had a longer run.
Just like Colin Baker 😅
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I mean, do you want the sitting to fix the pain or help you have new, more interesting back pain?
I think I'd cause the latter one.
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Oh my God this must have been the inspiration for the flower boss in cuphead!
Took me forever to beat that level!
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"For the love of the game" fits pretty well.
Plus if I actually hooked up with all my crushes I'd probably die from exhaustion.
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Oh just hospital stuff. Actually might know what the problem is and how to handle it, I'm just really sore from the vomming
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After this weekend, being fawned on certainly has been appreciated, thank you 💕
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I bet in those days I could get a whole twopence for one of my signature cock tugs
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Oh it gets arguably worse