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ascarel.bsky.social
Trained linguist, medieval history nerd, classical piano amateur, Python programming cheerleader, red ale enthusiast, Chinese martial arts disciple.
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I told you that the foreshadowing this season was lazy and forced.

"If you're tired of Google's AI Overview extracting all value from the web while also telling people to eat glue or run with scissors, you can turn it off—sort of." arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024...

A nice thing about getting older is you can say, “boy i done seen some shit” and even if you if haven’t actually seen anything, people will mostly take your word for it

Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world

poilievre saying he can still win it if mike pence has the courage

The resurrection circus keeps clowning, but make no mistake, Dire wolves remain very extinct. An angry, sweary piece by a frustrated geneticist. arutherford.substack.com/p/dire-wolve...

I get an unreasonable amount of enjoyment out of the fact that the guys playing two of the most unapologetically violent dudes on TV - Jon Bernthal and Alan Ritchson - are also unapologetically woke

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

Planet Definitions xkcd.com/3063

GIVE THAT HOUR BACK YOU BASTARDS

A friend included this anti-acknowledgement section on her PhD thesis. She also added the proposition: “Systematic bullying and undermining of girls and women in STEM starts early on and is the reason why they do not stay in science and related fields.” Absurd we still need to go through this 🧪👩‍🔬

You could hire several PhDs for that

We all know that hollywood bromances make great cinema (see: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Keanu Reeves and Chad Stahelski). Which begs the question: when is someone going to give Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal an infinite pool of money?

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Yeah, this is about the single best summary of where we are now, using a broader democratic framing.

I heard it was #SuperbOwl Sunday.

Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today. It's the little things. Microdose hope.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

This camera must be on for me 😹

The experts have definitely spoken.

'We are who we pretend to be, so we must be very careful who we pretend to be.' -Kurt Vonnegut

Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display

We shouldn't be surprised that women in the Iron Age had autonomy and power - @pennysarchet.bsky.social and I hear from @prehistorian.bsky.social

Air pollution has dropped significantly in #Paris in the last 15 years. Mayor @annehidalgo.bsky.social’s leadership has traded car space for green space, safe bike space, kid space.. and traded pollution for people. Good trade.

Costco has said repeatedly that diversity makes them money. In this Costco is unique. Not that diversity makes companies stronger and better - there's a ton of data on this. But that they aren't so racist that they're willing to leave money on the table to be racist.

Apparently folks think that writing that contains an em dash is a dead giveaway that it's from ChatGPT, which I guess is a sign that most people have never read anything in their lives.

Spiralling global temperatures: 2024 edition

This is easily—EASILY—the best thing to ever happen to me on Al Gore's internet. Thank you Mr. @wdmbox.bsky.social for your encouragement. I will do my very best to keep going 💪

Welcome to my house

SSL certificates were one of the original NFT markets -- A very small number of people got very rich for selling absolutely nothing but little files of crypto data. And they were bad at it. Lets Encrypt eliminated that whole industry.

“…A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It’s where the rich use public transportation…”

Fun travel tip: forced perspective and a few plastic dinosaurs can make all your travel photos more interesting.

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

let's goooo pressgazette.co.uk/platforms/bl...

This is, technically, a sandwich.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Ok here’s a thread of feeds that aren’t topic themed but utilitarian and do things like show you different versions of your timeline or provide services that should be official Bluesky features. 🧵