"Well... I mean we don't really gotta do anything they've kind of got it covered? Wanna Dragon Ball Z? I think I backed up a couple episodes before they took Bin Laden's computer so like?"
Oh I understand the point, I'm just explaining why it's not only illogical but the opposite of reality. Obama and Biden armed ISIS/AQ to destroy Syria and they took half the country. Trump cut off the arms and within 12-16 months ISIS/AQ lost it back. Trump & Tulsi don't like Obama's moderate rebels
Remember Benghazi? The GOP made the issue about Hillary's response but Rand Paul was asking if Libyan arms were being shipped from Benghazi to Turkey to Syria to arm the terrorists destroying the country. Timber Sycamore is what they'll admit to but the CIA & USAID helped Syrian terrorists. Onion???
Trump is the true domestic terrorist. Time to remove him from office but we will need to win in the midterms in order to take advantage of our 25th amendment.
In the global terrorism kitchen, the demise of the USA is a set-it-and-forget-it Crock Pot that needs no stirring or attention…and will be finished soon enough.
And they don't have to lift a finger. Because the "real enemy within" is imploding. He (Trump)told you who he was. Wow, MAGA, and you other suckers, you thought he is talking about someone else. Now you have
That’s so spot on … they never had to do anything, just let us do ourselves in. I’m fine … not over here watching my country set itself on fire for no good reason. 🤦♀️
The problem here is that the current administration will point fingers as to who is to blame and their cadre of blind loyalists will follow.
They've got OAN for their 2 Minutes Hate, and anyone not straight, male, and white to be their Goldstein...
... And we've always been at war with Eurasia
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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I know this is 'The Onion', but I think they have actually a very valid point.
Trillions of dollars spent by gov for wars, friends and fam dead, rich got richer and now bought government to rig it further in their direction. Fuck us for trying to go back to new deal I guess. these poor fuckin sore winner rich neoliberal mf just didn’t have enough. Never will!
🎶Private property's inherently theft / and neoliberal fascists are destroying the Left / and every politician / every cop on the street / protects the interests of the pedophilic corporate elite / THAAAAAAAT IS HOW THE WORLD WORKS! 🎶
There is no "left of center" party in US politics. The Democrats are a center-right corporate party. They just have better lipstick than their larger, uglier GOP cousin.
Clinton repealed Glass-Steagall, Obama didn't go after the bank CEOs for the massive industry-wide mortgage fraud.
It was never a real fight. We thought we were fighting a war we could win, but the Constitution is designed for white, conservative men to always win. That was always the plan. That said, I’ll fight with my last breath to change this outcome.
Well he does need people to do the work as he is too stupid to get into systems himself. Chump himself empowers them to do this and gives some level of protection.
I've had this thought as well. Or even "what if he'd just won in 2020?" His first term was disastrous, but at least there were people like Kelly and Barr who were providing some pushback to his worst impulses.
netanyahu:
“Hey, vladimir, I’m in a bit of a pickle here. Could you tell your pals in Hamas to kill some Israelis in brutal fashion so they’ll forget about all my crimes?”
putin:
“Sure, buddy. Hey, it’ll take the heat off of my invasion of Ukraine.”
Netanyahu incited the war on his own people to avoid criminal charges against himself. Last night, he stated that Donald Trump is the best President America has ever seen.
I would defo say so. Lets not forget that many MAGA types are very pro-Russian. I suspect its due to years of anti US government programming through conspiracy based beliefs, creating a fifth column in the US. Alex Jones is massively pro-Russian and been a guest on RT, so.....................
Or effort. I think some old comedian said that terrorists clearly weren't integrating in with the Americans cause if they truely had then they'd be too lazy to carry out their plots
Make it fast please I figure we have a month before he sends troops to "secure" vital sources of electricity, and of course, water inside Canada.
"Looks like Trump is
negotiating again"
Speaking on condition of anonymity, one high-ranking U.S. counterterrorism official has described the present situation as a massive failure of intelligence.
Here's to hoping. As a neighbour of Denmark, and NOTO members as well we rather not fight our buddies from the US. We really hope we are still friends.
Osama said "we can't destroy America head to head but we can rip them apart from the inside" and 911 started us to where we are today. I wish that too was satire.
And he is also baiting Iran into action, giving Nutinyahoo the excuse he wanted for dragging us into war in the ME. And put a target on our backs. Remember 9/11? My God, u Magats! What have u done?! 😒
Yeah, heavy handing all the “power” just to have it laughed back in our face by technically weaker countries (in force i mean) we’re definitely gonna see the US fall from a world superpower in our lifetimes since Trump and his goons think strength looks like fragile egomania
It’s all of our faults. By first not talking this lunatic seriously. Then all those abhorrent things he said and did during the campaign. Then in office allowing all those people to die with mis-dis information regarding the Covid crisis. The insurrection, the tarrying down of our democracy.
Biden, not speaking out or doing enough as Trump was running a shadow presidency right under his nose. His failure not to step down a year or so hurt our chances to be rid of him.
each of us, at the very least, can call our Reps and Senators. Protest if you can. Donate if you can. Speak out if you can. Help the victims, if you can. Support the people who are doing the work.
Most of all, don't roll over and give up- that's what they want.
Citizens, specifically MAGAt, because their abject racism and desire to maintain their white privilege have blinded them to the fact that they too are going down with this sinking ship. Unbelievable.
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they posted it today, but the article is dated 2014. Don’t get me wrong. I’m sure there are many countries waiting for the collapse based on what Donnie boy has been doing, but how current is that information?
Yes, I believe that day shocked half of the country who thought we were all-powerful and untouchable (i.e. safe). They weren't mentally or emotionally capable of dealing with the dismantling of their beliefs so they created this "America First" nonsense. They want to return to pre-9/11 America.
Unfortunately, that is pretty much what Osama bin Laden said. He said he was going to take down the country without firing a bullet. The republicans did the job for him.
I have been saying for a while that the White Christian Evangelicals are America's Taliban. We are seeing that in education, authoritarianism and destruction of culture and norms.
Because they are only concerned with enriching themselves and their cronies. The welfare of America is not at all a concern. Anyone fool that thought Trump cared about them is an idiot.
There are endless examples of Trump’s abuse of democratic process and disregard equality and liberty. An obvious recent example is issuing pardons for upwards of 1,500 violent insurrectionists for their part in attempting to overthrow the constitutional system of government in 2021.
Trump is deliberately destroying faith in the system of government that has held together a vast and disparate country. In the past America’s fought against Al-Qaeda for their role trying to destroy American faith in democracy, Trump has been far more successful in its destruction.
And both of them have very deep ties with the ruzzian regime, and in fact what they are trying to do to the US atm is exactly what is happening in RuZZia with the oligarchs.
Systems can be tested, laws bent, norms shattered—but beneath the cracks lies something stronger: the collective will of the people. History shows when leadership falters, it’s the people who rise, fueled by the quiet courage to speak truth to power. 🌗✨
This is how we get the rest of the world to fight each other. They will all want to be first in line to get what they can when we fall. All they have to do is wait like buzzards circling overhead.
Bush handed the Muslim terrorist the keys to the kingdom back in 2001.
Now that we have our own terrorist organization, they don't need to bother with us.
1 Pay attention. Of course this would happen. All of this insanity is a gift to groups who want the US to fail.
United we stand. Divided we fall.
It's also a class problem of Uber wealthy that only care about $ vs. Lower and middle class with only a few coming out of this richer.
Their text renderer doesn't support RTL or ligatures. It's a very common issue when rendering arabic. They entered it the correct way, but this is what it produced.
I’m too tired to put in this kind of effort rn so can’t comment on the accuracy of your work ✨BUT✨ do want to say that this level of deep dive - w all the detail you put in? It was super gratifying to see, made me smile & made my shoulders relax.
I’m glad you enjoyed it! Once I realized it was backwards I typed the letters into Google translate and got the translation. (Which I actually had to fix a little bit. I am adequate at Arabic having studied it in college.)
That makes it even better! At least to my nerdy brain who loves that other people out there also put this level of effort into figuring out details like this. But you also knowing Arabic though? Upgrades it all to being way too cool for me to aspire to any time soon! 😅
I just had a guy tell me he never votes because his sole purpose in life is to await the collapse of the American empire. It's pretty much the same thing, only he's a communist...
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I would too… But Truth Is Painful In This Scenario !!
Pogo
how's that for satire?
In the global terrorism kitchen, the demise of the USA is a set-it-and-forget-it Crock Pot that needs no stirring or attention…and will be finished soon enough.
- brillant!
They've got OAN for their 2 Minutes Hate, and anyone not straight, male, and white to be their Goldstein...
... And we've always been at war with Eurasia
They had guns but we have time
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I know this is 'The Onion', but I think they have actually a very valid point.
Also true
Clinton repealed Glass-Steagall, Obama didn't go after the bank CEOs for the massive industry-wide mortgage fraud.
Libs have a new pastime:
Watching the maga "Wait, WHAT?!?" Shitshow with a big bowl of popcorn and a beer.
And yet they suddenly don't care..
Crooks are gonna’ crook…
He needed to be president for the money.
Now, probably permanently.
“Hey, vladimir, I’m in a bit of a pickle here. Could you tell your pals in Hamas to kill some Israelis in brutal fashion so they’ll forget about all my crimes?”
putin:
“Sure, buddy. Hey, it’ll take the heat off of my invasion of Ukraine.”
#DistractionFromDestruction
And it is as dark as any evil we can imagine.
-FAILED To RESPOND!!!
If Germany can learn the lessons of history why can't Israel?
"Looks like Trump is
negotiating again"
"We now wait and allow the West to destroy itself under the weight of its own gluttony."
Thanks for the translation.
Let's get a spot in the back row at the next WH Fox News Press Sec briefing and ask - but only after priority MAGA questions are cleared, e.g:
Will men who think they are ladies participate in the egg and spoon race at the next olympics?
Speaking on condition of anonymity, one high-ranking U.S. counterterrorism official has described the present situation as a massive failure of intelligence.
In the popcorn eating and watching the US collapse, of course
Every day Trump makes it clear that this is the end of the US as we all knew it. A USA that citizens said they were proud of.
I don't think it can save itself. Too many citizens are applauding the collapse.
each of us, at the very least, can call our Reps and Senators. Protest if you can. Donate if you can. Speak out if you can. Help the victims, if you can. Support the people who are doing the work.
Most of all, don't roll over and give up- that's what they want.
Fight, goddamnit
You can’t give up, you have to believe, to have faith.
You roll over, yes, it’s over.
That’s dishonoring all of the men and women who fought for our country.
I think it’s a pretty sorry attitude.
Allah Akbar? 🤷🏼🫡
https://youtu.be/KBQEy6zs0mg?si=JlWXpdGhNG_XQecg
Very predictable for a low IQ MAGA response.
Do you people really listen to your own BS?
Biden pardons his entire family and friends, so hush
*changes channel
Now that we have our own terrorist organization, they don't need to bother with us.
If anyone sees any Muslim-looking individual relaxing … PLEASE call authorities
United we stand. Divided we fall.
It's also a class problem of Uber wealthy that only care about $ vs. Lower and middle class with only a few coming out of this richer.
ننتظر الأن والسماح الغرب لتدمير نفسه اتحت وطاة الشراهة الخاصة.
Now we wait and allow the West to destroy itself under the weight of its own gluttony.
So thanks! Your comments made my afternoon. ☺️