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Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

Gavin Newsom used the 1st episode of his new podcast to torpedo his viability as a 2028 presidential candidate. Having Kirk on to talk about trans rights is like interviewing Andrew Tate about sex trafficking. Newsom didn’t even try to push back when Kirk started calling trans women "young men".

Here's my impression if Matthew Maconaghey in Dazed and Confused was also in a time loop: that's what I love about these high school girls man, I stay the same age and they stay the same age.

finally getting to the good stuff in dbz: bulma waking up in a pile of garbage and immediately chugging a beer

We shrimp not because it is easy, but because it is hard

Hey, here's a really great short story for your saturday afternoon, with a real gutpuncher of a last line. Enjoy! hex.ooo/library/nine...

I doubt you'll come across a group of people who work as hard to live in joy as our trans family does. We're daisies cutting through concrete. To deny our existence is to show a lazy, bankrupt heart. Time and again we've offered to help fill it, but you don't wanna put in the work we do. Not yet.

I think it's cool how, in addition to being a fascist, Salvador DalĂ­ was also a massive chaser

I got my first roll of film scanned and I'm super happy with what I took

I need to hire less compatible henchmen. They keep falling in love with each other and getting distracted from the murders.

they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever

as it’s always been, death before detransition

youtu.be/Svual-PcOxE?...

I really think Elon was trying to dogwhistle with that nazi salute and just has, like, zero finesse so he ended up doing a big time one.

from the Variety article, Lynch casually explaining every conversation I’ve had with my mom about my transness in a throwaway interview line

You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017

Just incredible things from the VLC folks

excited for the finger-wagging “murder is still wrong” posts when some guy who owns a dozen beat-to-shit overpriced ranch houses in the shadow of the 101 catches a bad one. If you jack the rent on the back of tragedy no fate is too dire for you

Listen to my sexy, Lesbian rap music. It is sexy and lesbian.

Saint Thylacine

sometimes i get this specific jerkcity in my head and sing it to myself. we are coming up on 20 years of 'and eat a box of cookies / suck a cock / and go to bed'

to survival

oh my god I've found the motherlode

Here's my impression of a millennial in a time loop: "I was today years old when I learned how to speak fluent Mandarin, play the piano, cook a perfect souffle, and emotionally connect with the people in my life."

Here's my impression of a gen x guy stuck in a Time loop: "Same shit, same day."

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

It's Shirley Jackson's birthday today, and so it's a perfect opportunity to recommend my favourite story of hers, THE SUMMER PEOPLE. It's a subtle horror, quietly creeping up behind you until it lays a cold hand on your shoulder. I love it very much. It's only 13 pages and you can read it here:

i've still got no comparisons for this story to anything else in american politics in my lifetime

"Deny, Defend, Depose" Freight graff in the US