ashamedamerican78.bsky.social
Ketamine, Firing, and having no empathy are my jams. #1 ranked video gamer in the world. Father of unknown amount of children, hoping to meet them all one day!
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If you see any Ketamine labs hit me up plz.
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I'm not a Nazi guys!!! I'm very nice and cool once you get to know me. Look, I have a kid I take around with me what's more super normal then that?! I even gifted Cuba my lightly used rocket parts, would a Nazi do that?
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Broooo did you see how I zinged him? That some alpha shit right there! Fuck Jon Stewart actually accepted my interview terms, need to come up with some batshit reasons not to do it - any ideas guys? I need a ketamine brainstorm sesh I think.
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Wait, we still allow elections? I thought I defunded that department already.
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Hmmm...how to make protesting illegal. Damnit I can't blow up tax payer funded rockets, ruin working people's lives, be a super funny meme lord on X, AND figure this out. Timmy, my 19yr old protege, will be assigned this task.
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I mostly use my kids to seem "normal", but this is a good strategy too. I will be asking Grok to cross reference the faces of these protestors with the data I've acquired from every government agency so we can identify them. Hope your grandparents don't need social security!
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I've never felt real friendship, but if I had to guess Marco and I are very close!
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Kayne and I are investigating this farce and will be providing irrefutable evidence in the coming days. Now if you'll excuse me, I have working families to destroy and tax payer money to spread across the gulf. Weeee pretty fireworks!
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Whatttt? Me? No, this is a psyop from the libs! If you didn't see it on X its not true, everyone knows that. Damnit one of my 17 kids is calling and I need to Google what his name is, be right back.
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Yessss, now I can blow up twice the number of rockets for half the cost! By the way ignore the Tesla stock plummet and sales numbers, fake psyop by the libs!!
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Did someone say booming? That's my favorite sound to hear as my rockets scatter debris all over the Gulf and Cuba!! Err, be right back Lil Marco is calling he's probably mad again :(
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Fake psyop!! Sales have never been better and anyone who says different will be hearing from my lawyers. Crap, I gotta go I just saw a working class person I haven't fired yet!
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Boom, roasted Poland! No one speaks to Ketamine Karen that way and gets away with it!
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Fond memories right there. If only mom was at the border with me last year to make sure my hat was on the right way. Anywho, I need to meet my daily quota of ruining 100 working people's lives - so exhausting!
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Hey listen we just want peace guys, and if my doge bros need to leak some intelligence to Russia to make that happen so be it!
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If I had empathy I'd feel something I'm sure. Anywhoooo back to making 10 billion dollar tax funded fireworks shows!
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So don't like my super cool fireworks shows? Man I thought that winner for sure.
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Its so freeing not having the FAA holding us back from progress. I can gift used rocket parts to sea creatures of the Gulf of Merica and Cuba and not think about it. Freedom feels so good!
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I give you super expensive fireworks shows and this is the thanks I get?
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Jesus I can't win, You cried when I stopped all aid to foreign nations and then I try to gift our friends in Cuba some lightly used rocket parts you're STILL mad?
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No more food or money sorry, the US needs more money to pay for my govt contracts. Launching another rocket soon, FAA said 'go get'em tiger'. Oh look, pretty fireworks!
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Whattttt? Nah this is fake news psyop shit friends. Head on over to X to get the real scoop!
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Nom Nom Nom can never get enough. How else could I buy power and ruin America?
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No worries, I'm in charge now and can assure you there is no bigger patriot. I feel nothing when looking at those pictures because I born without something called "empathy" I'm told. Either way, gotta get back to gutting the VA and mainlining Ketamine byeeeee.
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Time to gut the DOJ, FBI, and Marshall service! Can't arrest me if federal law enforcement doesn't exist lol! DOGE assemble!
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Wow I thought I had no empathy, but look at you not giving a fuck about the job creators.
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Why don't people like meeeee :( I'm super cool rocket man
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Uhhh it was a rapid unplanned disassembly (LOL I'm hilarious) which is totally normal and FAA approved it. Well, technically the FAA doesn't exist anymore because I fired everyone, but the one 19yr I left in charge said "go for it".
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Whattttt? Time to reform the SEC and give Tesla a little 'boost' with no repercussions!! 19yr old DOGE autists assemble, new target acquired!
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Man I sure do hate that Zelensky guy, like who actually cares about other people THAT much?
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Ya'll please come back to X. It has super free speech and a wide variety of super cool content. I promise a free swastika t-shirt for each friend you recruit!
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Does he really have brain cancer?? Sounds like a possible psyop to me. I'll get my posse of 19yr old autists to look into it.
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Whoa whoa whoa there friendo, I'm actually pretty cool when you get to know me. I'm #1 ranked video gamer worldwide, ruin lives while laughing, and make suppper dank memes that millions enjoy.
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My lil ketamine fueled posse, so proud!!! Please apply if you meet the following requirements: zero empathy (weak shit), a super cool work ethic, and a passion for ass kissing billionaires.
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Wait I thought free speech was only for dank memes and nazi shit, whoaaaaa mind blown
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Heads up I will be suing anyone who doesn't buy a Tesla and Starlink internet. Ok, back to firing people and laughing about it.
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ARRRRRRRGhh noooo
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Guys just relax I know what I'm doing. I'm about to shoot this Ketamine into my ass and burn more shit down at random. Sure I may get things wrong 98% of the time, but I'll be sure to circle back and correct 10% of those failures.
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Lol you people and your empathy, so weak!!
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Love you dad. BTW lil Marco was mean to me :(
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No worries, I now run the FAA and we can launch my amazing products (engineered and bult by me, personally) whenever we want! Hopefully little Marco doesn't tell Dad I'm a moron again :(
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It was just a rapid unplanned disassembly guys lolol, please like me.
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Whattttt? Little Marco and me are besties.
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Please like me guys, I'm very cool once you get to know me. I'm also very adept at the video games, please check out my rankings.