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ashhull.bsky.social

Sad clown with a caffeine buzz. More ducks less people. Brain goo ... bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q

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Give back to your community by becoming a recluse

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

your honor, i’m a lover not a fighter

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

taking pubic transit to pound town

submitted 22 hours ago • 13 comments

wilson phillips keeps telling me if i hold on for one more day things will go my way but it’s been years and i’m starting to feel like they’re lying

submitted 17 hours ago • 13 comments

Never ask a duck for directions.

submitted 1 hour ago • 7 comments

jerk your own wallet chain long enough

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

more pomp less circumstance

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

damn girl are you a traffic cone cus i’m gonna try not to hit you with my car

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Imagine hating me and I’m just here alphabetizing my CD collection

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Ouchy if true, half cocked

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

For once, I want to spiral into control.

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

[exists] motherfucker

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m still here, please clap!

submitted 19 hours ago • 28 comments

I’m just a middle aged dirtbag, baby

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

I have two moods before or after coffee. I suggest after coffee.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

the spiders and i have a symbiotic relationship they eat the flies that annoy me and i take up their space

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

You can't just sweep the elephant in the room under the rug.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I was pantless for about 80% of the day.

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

I love when my tv asks if I’m still there, like do you mean physically or mentally?

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

Got botox in the buttcheek where I don't keep my wallet, so slap away and see if you can tell the difference.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My alt account is just soft-focus Glamour Shots of me and your mom in matching outfits we bought at Talbots

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

not to be a contrarian but fuck this bullshit

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

i must leave my abode to hunt and gather sustenance gonna try and sneak up on some grapes at the groc

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

if ya think it about it shambles is a pretty funny word

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

Fabergé smeg

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

"they'd throw you off a roof!" I'd bounce bitch

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

At what age does someone saying “well, you're getting older..." become the explanation for everything bad in your life

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Gravity wins, flawless victory.

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Cute first date idea: We both stay home and reskeet each other.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It's fine. Everything is fine. I'm fine. I'm always fine. I've never not been fine. So, it's fine.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

at wedding Priest: Do you? Me: I do. Priest: I'm so happy. Me: kisses priest

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I have a darkness in me that will eat your sandwich without asking for a bite

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

When I deliver Meals on Wheels, I put the food on a skateboard with a rope, and pull it just out of reach so they have to catch it.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Let's runaway together but live in separate towns.

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

I don't pretend to know what I'm speaking about but I won't let that stop me from talking

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

but I already hold myself in contempt your honor

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

Pls sir my goddess condition is flaring up

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment