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ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz. More ducks less people. Brain goo ... bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
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choking is bs i should be able to lie down while eating soup

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

in case no one ever mentioned it to you before you can wake up every morning and not be a total piece of shit

submitted 8 hours ago • 11 comments

Ok I'm on a hill now what

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

My dog barks very aggressively at people who come to the door so when I saw a delivery was coming I locked myself in the bathroom. I didn't hear any barking and I eventually found him upstairs huddled under the lower hanging clothes in my closet. Poser.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Sorry, I just can't take you seriously when you've been liking my posts.

submitted 7 hours ago • 12 comments

No, you don't understand. The world needs me to act silly, it's my duty.

submitted 7 hours ago • 7 comments

growing a gf in my backyard

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I want to live my life but I also have heartburn.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

First date idea: No

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

“Gross!” ~Me to Me

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Quiet kids, Dad can't think when you make all this racket, and he has to keep skeeting here to pretend he has a social life or he'll slowly drive himself into madness or depression.... wow, a little too real but there ya go...

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

you can call me small potatoes but I'll be counting that as a win because potatoes are delicious

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

all pregnancies are hysterical, like bringing a child into this world? lmao classic!

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

I don’t mean to be a bother, but I was told there would be a hand basket?

submitted 7 hours ago • 11 comments

Customer: what happened to your truck? Me: what do you mean? Did someone hit it? Customer: you changed your plate Me: yup! The Autism Awareness plate is great isn’t it? Customer: you’re a fucking traitor (switched out my Veteran plate for the Autism plate, just call me Benedict Arnold I guess)

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

Wore my Mickey hat into Universal Studios in case you’re into bad boys.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Whatever is under my couch is none of my business.

submitted 7 hours ago • 7 comments

Show me on this doll where the skeet hurt you.

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

Im not trying to make things weird, but can you give me a piggyback ride?

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

Before someone has a conversation with me. I like to let out a warning sigh.

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

coffee creamer teeth whitener combo why do i have to think of everything

submitted 10 hours ago • 8 comments

If you hold a conch shell up to your ear and listen really closely you’ll hear a hermit crab burrowing into your skull and then start to drive you like a crustacean Remy the Rat.

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

I figured out the secret to making friends...a 3d printer.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Everything should come with a side of cake.

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

Stay Tuned.... I'm fucking things up as quickly as I can

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I've made it from the bed to the couch...... I'm ready to seize the day now

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

You can usually get away with hugging 3 or 4 of the animals before you're kicked out of a petting zoo.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment