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Nothing like absolutely losing your shit in a hospital in the middle of the night and having no one to talk to

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Red delicious apples are some of the least delicious apples

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

First messy bun in 3 years

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I love the family i made

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

My 11 year old is up to my eyeballs. He'll be taller than me by 12.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

My legs stay warm with him around

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil

submitted 39 days ago • 147 comments

I sell life insurance now. How do I find clients?

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Russia spent at least $50 million to manipulate the Romanian election and a court overturned the vote. Meanwhile, Elon Musk spent at least $250 million to manipulate the US election, not including the purchase of Twitter (X) or the other avenues of manipulation used by Russia.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

#amazonlife

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I wish I was a dog

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

submitted 89 days ago • 365 comments

Today, we mourn the death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, gunned down.... wait, I'm sorry - today we mourn the deaths of the 68,000 Americans who needlessly die each year so that insurance company execs like Brian Thompson can become multimillionaires.

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

If you found out Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer got shot during the peak of their killing sprees, would you feel bad for them?

submitted 89 days ago • 11 comments

My 2024 wrapped

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

RED is KETCHUP! YELLOW is MUSTARD! LIKE and REPOST if you agree that BLUE should have a condiment for hot dogs!

submitted 90 days ago • 30 comments

Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase Me: Uh huh that’s right Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment Me: I recall that, yes

submitted 89 days ago • 110 comments

First day vibes

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

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Rewatching Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer hoping the head elf doesn't make it this time

submitted 92 days ago • 17 comments

Thou shalt not groove to the YMCA while marginalizing the communities that made the song iconic.

submitted 93 days ago • 187 comments

The common defense for the need of billionaires is that they innovate and create jobs. But what happens when their ”innovative ideas” are designed to eliminate jobs entirely, all in the name of maximizing profits? Billionaires are a liability, and they shouldn't exist.

submitted 103 days ago • 58 comments

A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention

submitted 102 days ago • 487 comments