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a blue bird, suffocating in a red state bird, birdy, ashley, whatever you like, just be kind
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Warner: "I just talked to senior folks on Wall St, and he described today's market as 'a good day in hospice.'"

submitted 2 days ago • 137 comments

It is mind blowing to me that the world is allowing one crazy man to wreck the world economy.

submitted 4 days ago • 268 comments

Look, guys, all I’m saying is that you gotta crash the economy if white people ever want to feel safe using the N-word in public again.

submitted 5 days ago • 53 comments

the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor

submitted 6 days ago • 145 comments

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

submitted 6 days ago • 392 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 7 days ago • 564 comments

I know crashing the economy on purpose seems harsh, but it’ll all be worth it when the seventh Little Mermaid is white

submitted 8 days ago • 123 comments

This is just brilliant 👇🏼

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Elon’s Downfall

submitted 9 days ago • 232 comments

This 👇🏼

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 12 days ago • 857 comments

But reparations!!!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Just saying: if Lloyd Austin had done this, every GOP lawmaker would call for his resignation by close-of-business the same day, and they'd probably have it.

submitted 17 days ago • 445 comments

How 'bout we don't confirm an inexperienced raging drunk to run the military?

submitted 17 days ago • 72 comments

The comments are fire

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

the fight for a govt subsidized $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax won't be easy, but I truly believe this is the New Deal of our time and with broad Popular Front coalition it is something we can achieve

submitted 20 days ago • 53 comments

This is a US court of law, refusing to bar illegal actions of the Executive branch out of an explicit concern that its agents will react with deadly force.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Horrifying breaking news out of Texas: www.oag.state.tx.us/news/release...

submitted 24 days ago • 211 comments

Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there. The show must go on.

submitted 41 days ago • 303 comments