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Deep breaths. Let me play some soothing ukulele for you while I teach you how to disable message previews on your phone so cops and nosy roommates can’t see who is messaging you even when your phone is locked 😘

DEI = Dammit, Elon's Involved

Turns out the answer to the rightwing meme “what is a man?” is “someone who gets fucked to death by Mr. President while applauding.”

Before and after.

Rise Of Evil (please be fair, share the original, dont copy) I'm not going to be very subtle today, I have nothing but disgust for these people. Fascism is never original, it always leads to the same thing. #trump #fucktrump #unrealmemories #elonmusk #nazi #meme #memes #fascim

It makes me so so so happy to know that @chiitan7407.bsky.social is here ❤️

We have been waiting for the release When's the publication date?

"News that a prominent tech executive had bled out on a San Francisco sidewalk sparked a furious response from some Silicon Valley tech leaders...who quickly concluded that the killing was a perfect illustration of how SF had failed to control homelessness" The murderer was a tech consultant.

Oh, so you agree! We need sensible gun regulation.

Florida to spend up to $15 million on school material surveillance for DeSantis laws. Um, maybe instead of facilitating the McCarthyism of curriculum, how about PAYING TEACHERS what they are worth FFS? #BecauseFlorida #Floriduh www.tallahassee.com/story/news/p... via @tdonline

1. A teacher in Ohio who has worked at the same public school for 34 years was suspended without pay and threatened with termination for offering four books in her classroom library that contained LGBTQ characters. She's fighting back.

In stark contrast, Bluesky didn’t donate shit to Trump’s inaugural fund.

🙋‍♀️Quick question for all the transphobes who are suddenly obsessed with women’s bathrooms…

Two-Tier Reporting: When Climate Protesters Slow Ambulances They’re Vilified, So Why Are Wealthy Farmers Given a Free Pass? By @josiah.writes.news bylinetimes.com/2024/12/12/t...

Anticipatory obedience is contagious. But it is still wrong.

Nancy Mace lied about someone being arrested for threatening to rape her. It took me a couple of calls to dispute that as arrests are public records. Now she's saying she was attacked 🙄 Do your jobs, journalists.

When you forget to switch to your burner account

A favor: Save this meme Then use it daily to shove these facts down the throats of every Trump voter who was too filled with hate & fear, chose ignorance & stupidity over reason, decency & kindness & who has given unprecedented power to a group of billionaire thugs & traitors

ICYMI: We directed $11 million to support food shelves and fight housing insecurity. All Minnesotans deserve a warm home and full table this holiday season.

So Mace walked into the House today with her arm in a sling and posted 500 tweets that she was the victim of a violent assault and THIS is what happened????

Alex Jones, the lying conspiracy theories-monger, escapes accountability again. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

A Canadian taking care of Donald Trump very very well

Oklahoma baptist pastor, James McMillan, who was arrested for exposing himself to a child, has been arrested again for more child sex crimes.

Tell me something good. Some sort of positive news. Big, small, personal, whatever it is, I just want some good vibes. I have a wonderful medical procedure today I need to be distracted from. 😀👍

Hasn't Greece suffered enough

I see it now. Elon's Department of Government Efficiency. He's literally an EDGE lord.

We can’t have DEI but Kim Guilfoyle is Ambassador to Greece.

Imagine if Luigi Mangione played Assassin's Creed

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

THREAD: Since a lot of folks are noting that they found Mangione a lot faster than they found the J6 pipe bomber, I thought I'd remind everyone about a few crucial tidbits about the pipe bomber investigation. 1/

A snapshot of American politics: The Onion's bid to buy the site has been blocked because the auction didn't seem proper, yet somehow Alex Jones can continue spending his cash and evading the payments he's supposed to make to the Sandy Hook families without a single judge being bothered.

We're in lockdown because of the Malibu fires. Please stay safe everyone! I'm not allowed to leave the house, which fits in perfectly with my elderly-recluse lifestyle.

Trump: I'm gonna impose tariffs, it's gonna be great for the economy, and you're not gonna have to pay a dime more. MAGA: wow that's amazing! I'm gonna vote Trump Literally everyone else: that's not how tariffs work. MAGA: why do you hate America? Trump 2024

THIS IS AMAZING NEWS!!!

If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.