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Yes! 👏🏻👏🏻 Thank you, WI.

I, too, have failed to launch my moon rocket eight times. Can't get the Mentos to Diet Coke ratio right, evidently.

Ok 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

So historically we have state’s rights involving slavery, secession, nullification, resistance, Jim Crow, civil rights, federalism, etc. Now we’re adding education to this group? Oooooooook. Just taking notes.

Do. Not. Become. A. Teacher. It was already bullshit. This is insanity.

These fucking Democrats continuing to sit on their asses with hopes & dreams of Americans doing the right thing -insert boomer arm swing here- is a part of how we got here & while we will stay here for 4 full years. Both parties continue to be pointless, expensive shit. I hate this Jumanji edition.

When you’re a Capricorn teacher but you are required to keep it elementary friendly. Trimester 3. Almost spring break. 🥴

Just remember, he tried to change the path of a hurricane with a sharpie.

Son: Are we better off now? Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time. Son: What's that? Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.

Socialism is what they called public power.  Socialism is what they called social security.    Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.   Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

Well, on this potential tariff eve, I hope those of us who never supported the coup, the tyranny, the dictators, those who are fighting however they can, speaking up, boycotting, etc, can hold on & hang in together. Buckle up, kids. See you on the other side.

Watching Vance berate Zelenskyy reminded me of my ex. I would attempt to address serious issues in the marriage, one being his refusal to medicate as bipolar 2. He would respond by criticizing my body language, saying it showed I was ungrateful. If he wasn’t praised, I was an asshole. No discussion.

I would fly this flag in front of my house.

It is said we rank 25th out of 41 in education. As an educator, I think that is a generous number & it will go down. IMO, this is exactly how we ended up in the position we are in. Until we make equitable education available for all learners, we will stay here. It’s fixable, yet never a priority.

The Oval Office meeting today between Trump and Zelensky “reeked of a planned attack,” @radiofreetom.bsky.social writes. “The Ukrainian leader did his best to stand up to the bullying, but Trump and Vance were playing to the cameras and the MAGA gallery at home.” theatln.tc/5tozgdyn

What is currently radicalizing me:

During his visit with Trump, Zelenskyy had planned to sign the deal allowing the U.S. greater access to Ukraine’s rare earth minerals, then hold a joint news conference. Instead, Ukraine’s leader left the White House shortly after Trump shouted at him.

The Department of Ed has a form to snitch on DEI policies in schools. I’d be a shame if we broke it with thousands of responses… enddei.ed.gov

I was 17 when the Lewinsky-Clinton hullabaloo happened. While I didn’t fully understand, nor did I care, I do remember my small, conservative town’s reaction. You bet your ass it was directed at her. What a Jezebel she was! Yet most of those people have since voted for Trump with pride, 3 times. 🤔

What radicalized me? Literally Sesame Street.

This is the place that radicalized me

What radicalized me? Tying yellow ribbons on our trees in the 90s & conversations with my Desert Storm Vet uncle who would never think twice to support the bullshit leadership we currently have. His retired, radical self believes people have rights. It’s wild. Fucking boomer.

What radicalized me? Being raised by a Vietnam Vet who never registered with a party, but always voted. He busted his ass, working two jobs. He had a really hard life and never made that anyone’s problem. He did what he needed to do & still made a point of making sure people knew they were loved.

What radicalized me? Newsies. Our choir teacher hated us and left us to watch the VHS, daily in 1993, while she adored & praised her band kids instead. I’ll take an improvised union protest with Christian Bale over this tyrannical hellscape any day.

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

It has been 3 years since Russia’s latest brutal attack on Ukraine. 3 years of genocide. 3 years of murdering innocent people defending their homes and loved ones. 3 years of destroying homes, nature, families. And this is just the latest in the chain of events that started already in 2014. 1/3

100% worth my time. 😂

People at my second job are gleefully chattering about the magical 5k Trump will be giving them. As the saying goes, being irredeemably stupid must really be delightful. Or something like that.

When park rangers are hanging upside down flags in Yosemite, you know you messed up.

If all that McDonalds and Ketamine could hurry it up a little bit, we'd be forever grateful.

Based on the cadmium dictator’s predictable tantrum last night, we can now change our name from being united and make CA a country, right? I used to laugh at TX succession talk, but maybe the U.S. needs to be a continent. 😂 🥴 #bluestates #presidentnewsom

I swore I wouldn’t buy any more books until I’ve read at least 10 in my shelf. I might sneak this one into the pile of 10.

a drunk, a junkie, a kremlin asset, and a bunch of thieves and sex criminals crowd into a bar — bartender says, what is this, a cabinet meeting?

As a teacher, I hope every red voting bastard absorbs the most fallout of this shit. Yet it will be their children (& staff) who endure the unhinged shit that will happen on campuses & in classes to pay for their sins. Family values, my ass.

1. Yes, it’s a coup. 2. Doge is not a thing. The president is not legally allowed to create a department without congressional authorization. 3. Musk closes agencies investigating his companies. Chart by Malika Khurana of the NYT, and go find the article by Bryan Metzger of Business Insider

The bakery & floral sections at the grocery store were hopping at 9 pm tonight. Literally all men. Post meridiem, kids. But women just like to complain. They’re so ungrateful. 😂

This is a great day to say fuck trump, fuck musk and fuck maga.

If you can change the name of a body of water after 475 years, you can change a pronoun whenever you want

Documenting the stupidity/entitlement/hubris of America, as an American. 🥴 Apparently we have the time, money, and energy for this. Which is great, seeing that there are NO other pressing issues at hand. 🏳️

When Trump was sworn in, Elon Musk's corporations were under more than 32 investigations conducted by at least 11 federal agencies. Most of the cases are now closed or likely to be closed soon, and the federal agencies are being defanged by DOGE. Funny how that works, huh?

Promise: "I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One." Reality:

So…”whites only”, right? Just digitally confirming with the article and his face. Just documenting. Don’t mind my collection of what could file under history, repetition, racism, favoritism, hypocrisy, control, etc. So many folders.

This Super Bowl Sunday, here's a reminder of what real courage looks like.

These social media hot takes, warning us “taking” Canada would be bad. No fucking shit, Sherlock. We’re drowning, but let’s add taking down a president, his robots, & the military to our to-do list. Give us 4 days, should be fine. Fly here & do something then. Show us your magical plan, Noah. 🥂🖕🏻

Rep. LaMonica McIver: "We are at war!"

I would sell my soul to have more time with this man. The shred of sanity I have left is bc he was present, intentional, & loved me through every version of myself. I never questioned where I stood with my dad. Two years without him today & it’s still the heaviest grief I’ve carried. I hate it.

Hey Weather Channel, is this really necessary right now? 🙄

Jesus, fucking, Christ. Free Palestine. 🍉 Both of these men are absolute trash.