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The thing about Sabrina Carpenter is that it’s been so long since we’ve had quality Muppets content that the universe had to vent off all that pent up energy into a pop star.

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87% of young men (18-34) report no one in their life they can confide in about being sleepy after eating a big lunch. contrast this with only 17% of young women saying the same, and 44% saying they have multiple friends they can commiserate with about whether they need an afternoon coffee

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

Happy pride month

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

Happy pride month to all my D&T players out there

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Cats vs. carrier before the vet: impossible, tears, bloodshed. Cats vs. carrier any other time: an absolute vibe, just straight chilling, mom says it's my turn to sit in the cage.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Guess when my next Phillies game is

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Me: No the arm thing was 'Its a promise' from Naruto. I think in Kingdom Hearts they broke a fruit in half? Wife: Was his name Cloud?

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They did a memorial to the P00P Scorebug. Gone but never forgotten.

submitted 20 days ago • 37 comments

"Managing Up" is when you yell at your boss for calling Balatro an obscure game.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yeah Watched this then immediately fired up the MUNA tiny desk

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to...

submitted 34 days ago • 87 comments

Nola game in t-minus 41 minutes

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

In her defense it was a Largarita

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Life as a Blue Prince widow

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Saw the theatrical re-release of Pride & Prejudice (2005), what a fucking masterpiece

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checked the phils score

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

Calling this an everything bagel is a travesty. This is a plain bagel that happened to be sitting NEXT to an everything bagel when somebody sneezed.

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

game changer is just jackass for theater kids

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

Behind enemy lines

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When my wife wants a lil poke plush I enter a fugue state. An innate understanding of complex geometry unlocks. I become the claw as it becomes me, a mere extension of my will. For a few mere moments, I am an unstoppable force. Then I wake in a cold sweat, one step closer to catching em all.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Witnessing a Cornhole game here at the Philadelphia International Airport

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