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She/They/It (anything but he) 🏳️‍⚧️ 20, minors DNI Voice actress (DM me if you need voiceover!)
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If kissing women is gonna send me to hell, then I'll gladly steal the devil's wife when I die. I bet it would taste like a campfire

"Don't smoke" Oh yeah? Well you're right, but I look hot doing it. So I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALA

Got called "a solid 9" lady night 🥹❤️ I'm not really for the whole rating women thing, but since this is a good thing directed at me I'm betraying my morals...

Made drink coasters today and also cute sheep

Trying to become a fucking ninja Friend of mine who's done Wing Chun for forever has been giving me pointers :3 Shout-out to Jose 🗣️🔥

I should get ninja pants, tbh. Do y'all think I could pull them off?

The profile picture change was so I can get away with saying unhinged things now

Lying in bed in your birthday suit eating cold Domino's Pizza is like... Normal, right guys?

Poor angle, but I couldn't look at my camera soooooo

I usually keep this shit PG but I gotta share this

Felt cute, might delete later

I've found a new artist

Wyd if I pull up to the function in the Mystery Crocs? The Scooby Slides, if you would...

I really really really need popcorn shrimp and ice cream and more pretzels

I've become the sad lesbian archetype and I'm not very happy about it.

Yippee 🥹

Temporarily terminated from job until possibly this summer 🥹

While taking backshots: "Erm... He's right behind me... Isn't he?"

Please ignore my last post I forgot I already posted that picture while drunk 🥹

The gains! (I have had a few shots, this might not be the best angle)

So the cops don't want you to know this, but you can actually use the high occupancy lane if you have at least two bodies in the trunk. Anyway, I want you guys to meet Hammy and Stud

Getting a semicolon tattoo! :3

I'm finally okay... 🥹

After a night of alcohol, marijuana, and saying absolutely heinous shit, I have had a shower and will now be snuggling my blåhaj to eepy

On a trip to Georgia, but I'm not driving right now. I thought about putting my feet up on the dash, and thought "no, I can't do that, my shoes are dirty." And then I realized THIS IS MY CAR AHAHAHA

Pics of my recent life :3 (The cozy and fun ones) With a meme at the end, as a little treat

This is drawn in my notebook, and I'm thinking I could get it made into a tattoo Probably won't happen, oh well

The fis

Pizzer Hut Piza at the Pizza Hurt

How I look at the drive through worker before saying no to donating money to education programs:

I can't afford a Netflix subscription smh

Changed my handle because it keeps saying "invalid handle" smh Next time get a handle that can handle the neutron style... Later Nick-O-Ramas!

My baby boy