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My gut microbiome is so off today 😔

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Bought three pairs of jeans, same size, fit, and brand, bought from the same store, bought at the same time. Two fit well, and are kinda loose. The third doesn’t button. WHAT THE HELL

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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

submitted 5 days ago • 2641 comments

I’m one bad situationship away from taking a vow of chastity and pursuing competitive melee

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Just started playing one of the most batshit insane games on my backlog, suuuuper excited to dive into this

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

man i am just straight up not interested in people who will be perfectly okay in the next couple years moaning in public over and over and over again that we’re all cooked and doing nothing else. fuck off man! some of us have things to live for

submitted 9 days ago • 19 comments

We are extremely disappointed with SB Nation's decision to layoff staff at its popular YouTube hub Secret Base. Not only is this a blow to a talented team, it undercuts the creator-driven and subscription-driven models of sustainability that Vox Media has been trying to cultivate. We must do better.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

WHO’S A BIGGER HATER, KENDRICK OR NANCY

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@emilystjams.bsky.social just wanted to let you know my personal copy of Woodworking just arrived, and I know it doesn’t come out until March. I’m not sure if that’s something you deal with or need to discuss with someone, but I’m a massive rule follower and felt like I had to let someone know!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Who’s a Buy on Sight author that you haven’t actually read for years? For me, I buy every Jhumpa Lahiri book I come across, but the last one I actually read was The Namesake in High School 😅

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Love that Rihanna was like “Oh you want a new album? Let me do The Smurfs soundtrack 💅🏻”

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Hell yeah Nancy

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half time show 2025

submitted 13 days ago • 62 comments

Keeping track of the gas I use driving to hook up with ugly men and submitting it as a charitable donation on my taxes

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An oldie. If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. 1/4 #comic #nitw #nightinthewoods

submitted 16 days ago • 38 comments

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

submitted 14 days ago • 43 comments

fighting on bluesky feels like overturning a table at the high school Gay Straight Alliance club meeting

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

Tell me why I’m even considering dropping $200.00 on a tiny orthopedic memory foam couch for a cat that wouldn’t piss on me if I was on fire…

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck this guy

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Genuine question: were Sandra’s adult braces during Traitors Season 2 an intentional ploy to appear more unassuming and gain more trust?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I'm obviously worried about the evil things Trump and Elon have said they will do, but the crash reminds me to be worried of what I think of "death by jank." these people are far from being as smart as they think they are and their incompetence is going to kill people

submitted 24 days ago • 16 comments

Shifted into my final form (man who’s autocorrect replaces Duck with Fuck)

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

When I worked at Best Buy they always sent me to deal with the white men that wanted mics for podcasting. I considered it a moral imperative to either talk them out of it or convince them to buy the most expensive shit possible

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Banging on the door at the therapists office five minutes before they open like a middle aged white woman at Target

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Statistically, what are the odds that every single Cubone has a dead mother?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t work on Sundays? Says who, the guy whose whole purpose is to work on Sundays?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

It’s always “free healthcare is communism” until it’s time to go to the Pokémon Center…

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I encounter a vegan who tries to guilt me for not being able to afford a vegan diet by saying how cheap and accessible eating vegan is these days, I want to take them to the Piggly Wiggly in town that just started stocking ginger a year ago

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

submitted 30 days ago • 70 comments

Taking off my degenerate gamer hat and putting on my professional librarian hat: Just pre-ordered one of my most anticipated novels of 2025, Woodworking by @emilystjams.bsky.social on Bookshop! I’ve been a fan of her writing for years, and I couldn’t be more excited for this book to come out!

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submitted 31 days ago • 20 comments

I know this country is racist af and increasingly antiscientific but I didn’t realize it was so bad that if a “DEI hire” found a cure for cancer like 50% of Americans would rather die

submitted 31 days ago • 48 comments

In a past life I had a podcast about Secret Life of the American Teenager, and the only part of Twitter I miss is the people who followed me because of that. I hope they’re all doing well, and if you’re here I’d love to connect again!

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment