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Insomniac Inbetweener. Artist. Nature lover. Software Dev. Chronically ADHD. I sometimes leave lil treats in alt texts for images because the character limit is far longer.
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How I treat posts like this

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Resisting the urge to roast the guy with a "Fortnite Legend" hat in case he challenges me to a battle in Fortnite

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Can you say "Police State"? That's Correct!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

It's been genuinely amazing (in a neutral sense) how extremists in general get really offended when other extremists treat them the exact same way. And now we have historic moments of one extremist pushing another into what should have been a normal fucking meeting.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to explain to a co-worker how, just because something is written into a job description, doesn't mean it is a feasible expectation to have. "It IS an expectation we have..." Alright bitch, clone me since you want me to be in two places at once and see out the back of my head.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

There's no stupid questions if you are 8 but when you become an elected official you are expected to know the fucking basics 😂

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

My best friend, who I adore into fine particulate, is trans, she has a biological kid with her wife and was the sole breadwinner for YEARS. She did everything in the house.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Go pick up your car Bring some goddam roses Explain that only a filthy lib would back down from their word and as a manly man you gotta follow through Date for an appropriate 2-3 years Find out he's a diamonds gal, propose with a diamond ring on top of a Milwaukee M18 impact wrench. Get Married

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I am quite literally the opposite of all of these things.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

THREAD: With #niantic doing a big fuckin round of layoffs after seeing their company for literally billions it's once again come my attention that game development companies will stab you in the back, frequently, and when you turn around and face them, they will stab you again.

submitted 53 days ago • 8 comments

I know this is parody because Trump doesn't HAVE friends

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

"As a consultant I'm certain you've considered starting a podcast" HMMMM CAN'T SAY I HAVE P.S. it's not a "follow up" if we have never interacted and you are just spamming my work email. I will find where you live and shove a week old dead fish in your cars aircon intake.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

This is really testing the boundary between parody and prophecy

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Unironically going to hate-forward this to a few people

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

#Bloomscrolling is the epitome of bluesky's fuck you attitude towards the negativity that was cultured the petri dish that was twitter.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Question I asked my co-worker today: "Do you think in 100 years we will look back at kanye west like we look at can gogh now?"

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Unironically how I've managed to stay so upbeat so often

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

The Republican party really wants to kill off its voter base at near breakneck speeds, I wonder how many people are going to kick the bucket purely because they can't get the help they need in time.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Boycotts are famously part of the origin story of the United States My knowledge of history is abysmal HOWEVER. even I can remember that. Boycotts are legal and even if they weren't they can't make us buy a Tesla with money we don't have because of taxes we paid and they are misusing.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

CSS is a foul, repugnant demon sent from the flaming sulfur pits to torment ADHD developers who don't have enough mental RAM to pinpoint which stupid thing is breaking up the chain

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment