aspiringroadkill.bsky.social
Insomniac Inbetweener. Artist. Nature lover. Software Dev. Chronically ADHD. I sometimes leave lil treats in alt texts for images because the character limit is far longer.
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Yeah I don't have a sex I GIVE sex 💅
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What the fuck that's not a fucking bug that's clearly a PHYSALIA PHYSALIS
also known as Portuguese Man o' war
Or as I knew em, blue bottles
It's really strange that yours isn't in the ocean and instead on your wall and also looks like a cat, that's very abnormal you should be concerned
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Bad pickup lines are the bread and butter of an interesting relationship
"Are you lisdexamphetamine 50mg? Because you are the first thing I want in my mouth each day"
Does it work? Idk I'm too scared to use it irl
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I mean I can fix that but right now I'm horny for a gyro and a good nights sleep
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I'm going through my likes trying to find a specific post and since I can't re-like this one I'm sneaking in to say I hope you had your better and many more to follow
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Post bigger numbers
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I think she has Macro-Plastics in her brain
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Feels very art deco and classy and body goals
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I'm a big platinum stan. It felt like playing diamond AND pearl with extra awesome stuff and better end game content. I still emulate it occasionally
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When did we stop calling them "Golden"
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Show me which obelisk you purchased for your sanctum
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Like an angel 🥹
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We will see if my morals cause my plans to fall apart, but I still think about that one time 8 years ago I tripped over someone's cat. I literally couldn't live with myself if I fucked over a friend like the industry has been doing lately
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I'm confident I could effectively choose a very small, very dedicated team of individuals that if I just treat them right, will be willing to grow past any internal conflicts. And I plan on treating them WELL.
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There are plenty of potential problems, like what if one employee thinks another doesn't deserve his percentage because they aren't working hard enough? I've never liked large crowds, I doubt I'd grow my team beyond the number of fingers I have.
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Ideally this would encourage employees not only to take care of themselves, knowing a paycheck will still be there if they need to slow down for a couple of weeks, but also to GIVE their best when they have it, knowing their efforts will eventually be directly paying them even after release.
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If possible, I would like to pay everyone a fair wage to work on whatever game is on the table, but after it's done I would like to treat the IP as jointly owned among all employees, Musicians keep rights to their music, artists keep their names on their works, and everyone gets a lil slice of pie.
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I've never liked the idea of being filthy rich, but I would like to make amazing games, full of all the sheer artistic might of every genius I know, if possible I would like each game to be employee owned.
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Contracts might be an obvious solution, give them clear start and end terms. But people, including myself, desire stability, so contract positions might work against you. The thing is, as a solo dev I stand to make ALL the money from any game I make, but why does it have to be just me.
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Unfortunately, part of me can understand why, videogames are so supermassive nowadays you need a huge team to fully flesh out every individual feature. Mechanics, Graphics, Animation, Sound, Music fuckin everything. But once that's DONE and all the bugs are fixed there's not much left for the team.
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OMG me
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True divinity comes to those who strive for it. Only the worthy can enjoy boobie
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His profile picture being a black hole is comedy on a level I don't think I've ever seen before
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I WOULD MAKE OUT WITH A MUSTACHED FIREMAN OKAY
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I fully agree. There's something about a fireman with a good mustache that sends me into hormonal shock. I turn into a himbo with one singular, carnal desire. We would be locked in a battle of tongues. Nonverbally.
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There is so much visual storytelling I LOVE IT
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Too bad myself and everyone I know is boycotting them into fucking oblivion.
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I absolutely said "that looks like a ferrofluid witch" and then I read the caption.
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Are you gonna snitch?
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Nah I fixed the problem but I was up till 4am trying to pinpoint the issue. Ended up just changing the way errors get displayed altogether and I like it this way more.