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The official “they don’t get it” chart presented without shame.

(Lying to my date) no babe. I hate those chips. Don’t get me started

The thing that's crazy to me is that Zelenskyy is basically 2 years removed from doing the circuit where he addressed Congress, UK and Canadian Parliament, etc to thank legislators and the public for their support. Hell is not hot enough for those asshole cowards who wanna chastise him.

I bet the dude who wrote the "Canada should join the EU" article in The Economist like a month ago is feelin real smug rn

Rubio spent a life in politics trying to get at the big kids table by talking tough about Russia and democracy, then chose to implement an autocratic Kremlin playbook so he could fly around on a nice plane and have people be nice to him. Perhaps even more shameful than Trump and Vance.

the American empire started the final stage of its collapse the moment this video entered the collective American consciousness. it created a kind of accelerationist egregore

these fuckin assholes, man

Coppola reads Dave Meltzer, confirmed. He's still mad about Wrestle Kingdom 11.

happy 50th birthday to Gamemaster Anthony

i barely it onto god’s ranked choice white boy ballot

obviously this idea sucks shit but it would kinda rule if Jon Stewart became the American version of Zelenskyy

Ya know, 83 year old Bernie Sanders doesn’t have to be the only pol doing this…..it’s not like he’s splitting the atom.

gimme fuel gimme fire make reality not so dire

BREAKING NEWS: Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars has passed away at the age of 22. Mr. McQueen fell asleep in his garage and left himself running

more of this please www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

this is what they play for 70 hours straight if im ever in a black site interrogation situation

this website is cool because I can post about how raising kids is hard sometimes and three people will comment on it supportively: Tim who I've known online for a decade, John Darnielle of the mountain goats, and an account I know only as "spite pigeon" who's actually really really nice

CSPAN Caller from West Virginia: I’m a diabetic and I’m on Medicare. When Biden was in there, my insulin was $6 for a 28 day supply. I just went to CVS, it went back up to $80…

good night on the tl

This McDavid Kills Fascists

Bill Guerin’s gonna get a bunch of people to storm the NHL offices to have the result overturned.

The hoser jihad has begun tonight in boston!! We will strike at the heart of the yanKKKee entity!

Serenely remembering the fantasy hockey group chat we used to have that was titled Jizzy Jack Hughes

Mitchy set that up wonderfully

Seems like Seth Jarvis met all his friends at a Seth Jarvis lookalike contest

If Hellebuyck tries to wear that stupid bald eagle mask in Winnipeg, someone should stab him in the underground

All it took for people to forget about all the Hockey Canada rape coverups was the threat of annexation

a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

Canada by 10, and not just because there's no way an Auston Matthews-captained team is winning a must-win in Boston.

I can do an understatement too. In the past, Scott Moe may have occasionally had a couple pops before getting behind the wheel.

this is so good

Invaluable thread about the damage to vaccine access and development from the Trump administration's step by step weakening of US health capacity.

the free market asked “will people watch a washed Tiger Woods play simulator golf on live TV?” And I responded resoundingly yes.

not getting on another plane unless they bring DEI all the way back. the captain has to open with a land AND air acknowledgement. every attendant gets an ASL interpreter. allowable emotional support animals now includes Blåhaj

not trying to be melodramatic but this is going to be the moral test that proves whether the rules-based international order is truly dead or if it just took a dive on Gaza.

the first episode of The Night Of was so good. one of the best first episodes of any show ever. the other episodes also happened.

only punch that landed the entire night imho

it's getting really hard to imagine there ever again being enough of a consensus reality to pull this country back from edge of the cliff

I can’t believe I willingly watched the Ontario debate. Woof.

As a lefty I would be sooooooo triggered if they did this.

can't decide if they are knowingly trying to reduce US influence abroad or if they're just so averse to academic language that they can't read between the lines of the program titles. are they confused that they don't see programs titled like "spies" & "bribes" & so on lol

so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.