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Two guys share some of the most weird or terrible moments in the entire Transformers brand. Relative parody of Crazy Ass Moments In Transformers History PFP by @dumbdelvon on Twitter Banner by @LasagnaThief on Twitter
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The Decepticons' "Ten Deadliest Killers", which consists of, uh, Thrust, Blitzwing, Octane, Macabre, Shrapnel, Dirge, Bombshell, Ramjet and Kickback. Sure. (1986)

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

The Tomb of the Primes in Revenge of the Fallen is only made up of 7 Primes rather than 12. (2009)

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Curiously, for a toy in a toyline dedicated to strict film accuracy, SS86 Optimus Prime's thigh detailing are oddly inaccurate to his source material. (2024)

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

Despite being a prominent character in the film, Elita-1 is oddly absent from many forms of merch for the film, notably the Prime Changers assortment. (2024)

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Francesco Mattina "makes" an AI generated comic cover for Skybound's Transformers Issue 13. (2024)

submitted 83 days ago • 7 comments

Age of Extinction Bumblebee takes a page out of Optimus' book and goes on the offensive. (2014)

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

Masterpiece MP36+ features some rather intriguing tattoo placement. (2017)

submitted 87 days ago • 5 comments

3Zero Blitzwing remains the only Decepticon from the Bumblebee film that reached Earth to receive a figure, with more prominent characters like Shatter and Dropkick not receiving a figure yet. (Ongoing)

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

The original Sunstreaker toy maintains the red shoulder sticker from his red Diaclone counterpart rather than rendering it a matching yellow, resulting in a random piece of red at the back end of his altmode. (1984)

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

Daytrader looks noticeably different in Transformers: One. (2024)

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

Reflector is an evil marauder --- not a working camera. (1985)

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Powerlinxing two Energon Prowls together yields some interesting back kibble. (2004)

submitted 91 days ago • 7 comments

SS86 Starscream's mother doth not know he weareth her drapes. (2022)

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

I forgot to post this morning.. Oops. The obscure variants of Earthrise Ramjet are easier to obtain than the actual Earthrise Ramjet. (2021-)

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

Cybertron...Skidmark...ew...(2005)

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

When upgraded to Level 3, Angry Birds Transformers Lockdown has a bizarre case of texture error on his hood. (2014)

submitted 93 days ago • 3 comments

Despite being used for Bludgeon is various forms of media, mostly video games, since his release, ROTF Voyager Bludgeon has never seen a reissue or rerelease outside of his original release. (2009)

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The ion blaster included with the Earthrise Centurion Drone set is absolutely enormous, being almost the same size as the Power of the Primes, and even MP-44's gun. (2020)

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

Due to the molded shape of his shoulders, Super7 Ultimates Bazingatron can only hinge his arms outward slightly, severely limiting his range of motion. (2022)

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

A redeco of Chromedome as Arcee was planned for the Headmasters toyline, but was ultimately canceled, not going further than the concept sketch phase. (1987?)

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

The Transformers Cyberverse: Quintesson Invasion set comes with a mind-controlled Prowl and Shockwave, which amusingly enough, are characters that died before the Quintessons invaded the planet. (2019)

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Transformers Collaborative Jujitsu Kaisen stock photography feature a bit of mistransformation; Goku's tail is not fully folded onto his back. (2024)

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

Transformers Collaborative Jujitsu Kaisen stock photography feature a bit of mistransformation; Goku's tail is not fully folded onto his back. (2024)

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Walmart's Retro Carded G1 Bumblebee is hilariously more accurate to the 2004 reissue of the G1 toy that was retooled to have a new, cartoon accurate head, than he is to the original G1 toy. (2024)

submitted 97 days ago • 4 comments

Spike Witwicky works with his dad on an oil rig...despite being 14 years old. (1984)

submitted 98 days ago • 7 comments

European G2's Skyscorcher member was oddly renamed from "Hawk" to a much less conspicuous "Eagle Eye" for America's G2 line. (1993)

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

A guy hilariously stands blocking the view for an otherwise leaked photo of Combiner Wars Devastator. (2015)

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

G1 toy Astrotrain’s chest. (1985/86)

submitted 100 days ago • 5 comments

Due to being a first teaser trailer that used unrevised CGI, the first trailer for Rise of the Beasts features a few animation errors, notably when Optimus Prime's shoulder clips through his chest. (2022)

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Sentinel Prime only half regrets being homophobic. (2020)

submitted 101 days ago • 2 comments

Skids enjoys getting washed by a woman a little TOO much...(1986)

submitted 101 days ago • 4 comments

Morformers Potato sadly goes unreleased. (2024)

submitted 102 days ago • 3 comments

Sentinel Prime sucks at tattoo artistry. (2024)

submitted 102 days ago • 4 comments

During the scene where Sentinel Prime executes Alpha Trion, Airachnid's spider limbs are hovering behind her. (2024)

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments

Transformers One features a slight continuity error despite being a prequel; Sentinel Prime has a deal with the Quintessons rather than with Megatron himself, with no space bridge pillars mentioned. (2024)

submitted 103 days ago • 5 comments