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asterallday.bsky.social
(they/them) the boi of your dreams. trekker, baker, trans educator. Wife Guy to @avoidanceparty.
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More to the point, have you seen me? If you’ve seen me and thought I was hot, congratulations you’re queer now

Yesterday I paid 60 bucks for HRT thanks to my garbage workplace insurance, today I’m being treated to an Employee Appreciation lunch. If my life was a TV show I’d say it was too on the nose.

listen man the federal government can only unperson me so many times

There, I’ll couch some pretend information with genuine facts. Repubs love that, this should be completely acceptable

Remember when hiring Vulcans to allocate dedicated space for meditation sessions that is distinct from sensory-friendly spaces for neurodivergent employees. Boom, there you go

Now that “DEI” is a target for budget cuts, I guess I’ll start rebranding my skill set as “IDIC educator.”

Some days are all “attention Bajoran workers” and some days are just “allemaraine count to four” and that’s life baby

When the pon farr hits

I wrote about how reactionary centrists are currently living out the truth of an Oscar Wilde’s bon mot: “When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.” adriandaub.substack.com/p/that-is-no...

Mazel tov!!!

Haven’t watched Ride the Cyclone since Sara killed herself. Miss you, kid. Hope you’re on that sugar cloud.

Bored at work so I’m sending folks in my D&D party Ominous DM DMs

Where are my #dancers writing about that halftime show choreography? Damn that was gorgeous, I need analyses.

Ursula K LeGuin’s carrier bag theory is genius but also it did make me contemplate the feasibility of growing oats in my backyard

Scouting America for what fellas

When she learned I was gay she started changing her clothes in the closet and never stopped. But she was very nice about giving me and my girlfriend space to make out? I think that counts as breaking even?

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

Oh no bad weather on a day when I have to do something I don’t like, how convenient

Star Trek did say the 2020s were gonna be a little rough

Having to listen to music from Cecchetti Grade V while on hold with my insurance to beg them to cover my HRT (again) is really adding insult to injury. Remember your former life as a ballerina when your body was a prison? REMEMBER THAT??

Let’s be real, even when the government was willing to concede that “nonbinary” was a thing, they still didn’t think I was it.

The artist is @avoidanceparty.bsky.social just to be clear; I am simply Wife Guy

Show your t’hy’la the depth of your bond this Valentine’s Day. #ds9 #tos #indieartist #proudlygo #garashir www.celluloidkittenart.com/store/the-fi...

Grab your knitting needles babe, we’re gonna go General Jinjur on this bitch

Love this! 🫶🏾

This is really powerful and illuminating: an argument for why Freedom of Sex includes detransition and nonlinear kinds of transition (and therefore an end to medical gatekeeping)

Distressing to be seeing rain in January but if it melts the giant ice block at the end of my driveway that the plows deposited two weeks ago, I will take it.

This is the face of a mental health professional

I have just acquired this leaked photo of Elon Musk and his cronies. Wow

When I was in high school I wrote femslash HP fanfiction but I was too shy to put it online or type it on the family computer so I wrote it out longhand on notebook paper and told no one. 15 years later, I’m writing again and it’s all the fault of the Obsidian Order

Retweet if you're richer than Elon Musk because you have a spouse who loves you

My immediate assumption about anyone who complains about DEI or similar is that they actually can’t compete on a level playing field

After three days in a row of working from home, the office is even more depressing than usual. I miss my wife

i miss all the good times we used to have