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Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

submitted 10 days ago • 1884 comments

VAR is so fucking stupid. Bournemouth score a goal but it’s called back because the ball went out off Newcastle in the build up. But for goals scored from corners a team shouldn’t have got, they don’t go back ?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Is there some law on carnivore diet social media where you can’t eat off a fucking plate? All these people eating off wooden chopping boards.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Broken record: Enzo has the best squad in the league and never fucking uses it.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

"forensic, politely determined and never lets her subject off the hook."

submitted 76 days ago • 5 comments

If I’m a spurs fan I’m wondering how that was no further action when Romero got the red last year

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

@footballcliches.bsky.social surely a goalie can’t keep a team that’s winning “in the game”…

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

An indirect free kick inside the box and a player getting pulled up for a foul throw. What more could you ask for?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Chelsea looking good. Sancho making some fantastic runs down the left. Lavia very assured in the middle. Only thing I would want more of (other than goals) is Pedro Neto on the ball

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

The last three times I’ve mistakenly opened Twitter I have seen a “scientific” take on why fluoride is bad, someone claiming the McGregor victim is lying/the verdict is bullshit, and Elon attempting to challenge Mayor Pete. Good riddance.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

reclaiming :3 from the realm of cringe, one banger at a time

submitted 96 days ago • 87 comments

I just found a show called human vs hamster and it’s the most surreal experience of all time. I’m 20 minutes in and I can’t tell whether its a really long sketch or not

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Pep getting fired this week would be peak premier league

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Oh we steal tweets here too, do we?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

submitted 98 days ago • 429 comments

The Jay Leno story is wild anyway you look at it

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously feel for Reece James. The man cannot catch a break.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

BLTQIA+

submitted 101 days ago • 118 comments

Your #ThreeLions XI! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

submitted 102 days ago • 18 comments

Craziest thing about the Tyson fight is that Paul is only 27… guess that’s just the effects of creatine

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Would be far more interesting if it was set in a different universe

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Paddington has wanted me dead

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Somehow managed to convince BlueSky I’m a Celtic / Celtics fan.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

mental health break? you bet it did

submitted 106 days ago • 192 comments

I’ve created a Bluesky Starter Pack of the best football accounts I’ve found on here so far in case you’ve just made the jump and are looking for familiar faces from the other place. Cheers all. ❤️ go.bsky.app/Gz1FpQG

submitted 105 days ago • 273 comments

Someone just mentioned that the release of Do They Know It's Christmas was closer to the end of WW2 than it is to today I fucking HATE shit like that

submitted 105 days ago • 17 comments

I’m so used to having to scroll past hundreds of bot accounts, videos of people dying, and political ads that I have forgotten how to use social media.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments