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Infected with the Woke Mind Virus. Do not feed the trolls, simply block and delete.
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my “i believe women but i love rapists and abusers with my entire heart” t-shirt has people asking questions

Hard to put it any better than this.

The White House has turned covid.gov into a conspiracy theory page.

Listen jerk, when I tell you to come, you better come.

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

it’s so cool that republicans made a big deal out of trump releasing the epstein files and they released a more redacted version of the same information we already had, it angered the base for like 2 days, and they just never brought it up again

as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that

It's gonna be weird trying to explain why society collapsed to offline normies

Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

Where all my "Harris is just as bad as Trump" peeps at? Y'all have gone quiet. I wonder why?

My US Senator @amyklobuchar.com continues to vote for Trump’s repulsive nominees. Pathetic.

these rightwingers get bored fast because all they know how to do is be mad online and say evil shit, and there’s only so much being mad online and saying evil shit especially if your targets all leave your space

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

it is darkly funny to me that twitter ended up being real life after all

Chappell Roan just used her Grammy acceptance speech to call out greedy record labels for exploiting artists & described what it was like to live without health insurance during the r pandemic. "Labels, we got you. But don't got us."

Chappell Roan using her acceptance speech to insist that the labels need to take better care of artists, particularly the newer developing acts, and specifically to provide them with health insurance, is the energy we need

if anyone heard chappell call for a liveable wage for performing musical artists and songwriters at the grammys and thought “what is the best organization i could support that’s fighting for that” that organization is called @umaw.bsky.social

Tell those fucking ghouls, Chappell

Wait, is Doechii what Lawrence was trying to be this whole time?

Me trying to get you to quit twitter for Bluesky for the past 1.5 years

I deleted Twitter and joined Bluesky before it was cool. Well, at least before it was the basic and normal thing everyone is finally doing at least.

This is honestly impressive. Game recognize game, WaPo. Let's break it down.

You can't fake this commitment, or lie your way through a self-immolation. His cries of “Free Palestine!” prove the urgency and truth of the cause of liberation, which is why so many are scrambling to discredit and dismiss him as crazy, when in fact he saw more clearly than most.

If you didn’t know this is the second self-immolation outside an Israeli consulate in the US, ask yourself what the media in the country is doing. It takes real work to downplay protest of this sort. Man sets himself on fire outside Israeli embassy in Washington DC www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...

“The school didn’t call an ambulance.” Some sentences enter the mind and will never leave. I read that in an article today and it will be with me for the rest of my days.

The story of Nex Benedict, the non-binary Native teen in Oklahoma who got murdered at school, is just so heartbreaking. The way the school reacted (they were going to suspend the teen): shocking. If your reactionary ideology turns you into an inhumane monster, re-evaluate the ideology.

I take it back, maybe endless leftist infighting is good

"A hotline run by the Indianapolis-based Rainbow Youth Project received 237 calls from Oklahoma over the weekend, nearly three times what it logs in an average week. Two-thirds of the callers mentioned Nex’s death. More than 80% said they were victims of bullying at school or on social media."

your regular reminder that pretty much all the craziest maddow-brain winemom russiagate stuff was actually true and trump just successfully covered it up then pardoned most of the people involved!

whenever someone does a "[person] has a chance to do the funniest possible thing right now" post, there's typically about a 20% chance i'm in the know enough to guess what that thing would be. the rest of the time i just imagine the person doing an armpit fart

The Entire Plot of 'Madame Web' Recreated With Quotes From Scathing Reviews vincemancini.substack.com/p/madame-web...

Easily the dumbest cop video you’ll see all week. An acorn falls out of a tree onto a car and the cop thinks it’s gunfire. He does fucking barrel rolls, shooting wildly at someone he just arrested inside his car, and even falsely claims he was shot. Again, it was an acorn. x.com/githii/statu...

i think these guys are genuinely worried im doing hate speech at the NFL

GEN Z CO-WORKER: Do you have that data? GEN X CO-WORKER: There is no data… only Zuul MILLENIAL CO-WORKER: lol, epic GEN ALPHA CO-WORKER: Why did you let them change the child labor laws

The He Gets Us campaign is run by The Servant Foundation, which has been waging lawfare on gay and trans people through tens of millions in donations to the far-right legal activist group The Alliance Defending Freedom since 2018

Jim Nantz and Tony Romo exchanging a heartfelt “I love you” at the end of that game is the kind of normalization of male emotion we should be stoked to see. Tell your bros you love them

After the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the San Francisco 49ers in Super Bowl LVIII, Tucker Carlson took his own life. He was 54 years old and sucked total ass.

They are never going to change their name now.

Aging celebrities: Keep injecting that stuff into your head. It looks GOOD! And we can BARELY tell!

We are closer than ever for a Travis Kelce time expired winning touchdown and "Taylor, will you marry me"

"Trucks and sport utility vehicles with hood heights greater than 40 inches are about 45% more likely to cause fatalities in pedestrian crashes than shorter vehicles with sloped hoods!"

OK the NFL script writers have been cooking

im just glad that the crypto companies can't afford ads anymore, in that respect we *all* won the super bowl