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Mammal. Biped. Father, husband, brother, uncle. Retired civil servant. Unlikely spy. Unlikely hero. Pronoun: "Your Serenity"
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Gotta love that all the Trump era administration news is like, “Trump administration rolls back regulations requiring children’s bicycles to not be made of rusty tetanus knives.”

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This is the type of thing that poorly run private companies are doing on a smaller scale constantly and a great example of why “we gotta run government like a business” is a grade-A dumb guy’s idea of what a smart guy thinks

my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison

Seriously though - if you owned a hot dog stand, would you hire Pete Hegseth and trust him to run it competently?

RFK’s response: Uhn-uh!

The Trump admin is frantically trying to victim blame Kilmar Abrego Garcia and has even doxxed his wife and children. Corporate media isn’t reporting this.

I know this isn’t true for everyone, but I was surprised by how easy it has been for me give up Target completely. And given that they went whole hog into anti-diversity stuff, I don’t trust that any move they make in a positive direction will be genuine.

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Was just passed this from a fellow service academy grad. A Coast Guard Academy graduate posted this. They are reporting that ICE entered base housing and took a USCG spouse. I can’t confirm this but I’m calling for answers from the Coast Guard and Congress. This is unacceptable.

huh why would they do that I wonder

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I believe yesterday the New York Times reported on this same thing as if Trump had broken a sports record, but this is the way it should be reported

this is why I tell people to get cameras with internal on-device storage instead of on an off-site server somewhere (if you need a camera)

yeah everyone's gonna want to be a Waymo Democrat good one Tom

Unfortunately for the authors of this piece, it has been declared a hate crime and warrants have been issued

This is a trick question, every Queen song is both the greatest Queen song and the greatest song ever written, branches of mathematics were invented and abandoned attempting to explain it

demographics aren’t destiny except that every generation post-9/11 will suffer through a Republican-induced recession right at the start of their careers to permanently radicalize them against Republican rule

“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”

Hegseth is too busy flying around doing push-up photo ops and repeating “warfighting” and “lethality” a thousand times to have time for all this other stuff. He’s maxed out his ability doing that.

There was no video. “That’s when I learned why my VPN had gone down. It wasn’t the VPN. Someone had shut off my Wifi.”

How I arrived to/at/in/on Bluesky:

They won’t fire Hegseth unless and until they can find someone equally suited to the project of destroying American institutions and endangering American lives.

never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights

The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

It's going to be tough convincing someone else to become Secretary of Defense now that the office reeks of Axe Body Spray, cheap gin and failure.

The federal government plans to eliminate services for LGBTQ youth who call 988, the national suicide and crisis hotline, according to a Health and Human Services budget draft leaked last week.

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RFK Jr. is launching a government registry to track autistic Americans using private medical records.

Podcaster Tim Pool got the invite to the WH Press briefing in the “new media” seat, and his question is to ask Karoline Leavitt to comment on why everyone is being mean to the people in that seat for asking stupid questions.

"Kennedy’s disgust with and devaluation of autistic people fits neatly into a eugenic logic that views health as virtue, and sees illness, or difference, as a kind of moral lapse which should be subject to punishment or censure."

The war in Ukraine will be over in 24 hours. So will Gaza. There will be 90 trade deals in 90 days. No tax on tips. No tax on overtime. Interest on car loans will be tax deductible. No tax on Social Security. He will balance the budget. Tariffs will pay for everything.

Two headlines in the New York Times today.

The Trump administration about to start garnishing the wages of student loan borrowers who are late on their payments.

If Whiskey Pete’s spouse, brother and attorney haven’t been served congressional subpoenas by the Easter Bunny already, what are we even doing here?

Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"

My reaction when people act surprised that a weekend Fox News host isn’t qualified to run the Pentagon.

Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

Let me get this straight: Fringe extremist infiltrates a major political party, rises to the rank of Vice President, throws around diplomatic weight to force a meeting with the Pope, and then MURDERS said Pope? Folks. This is a Dan Brown novel.

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates