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Cubs Bullpen Update

Watching this game between the Cubs and Padres with both teams wearing Motorola advertisements and I haven’t seen anyone with a RAZR since 2010.

F it. Rory is going to win today and it’s not going to be close. St. Andrew’s, LACC, Pinehurst strengthened his game and his resolve and McIlroy will wear the Green Jacket tonight.

parenting is getting your kids to go to sleep so you can relax and look at pictures of them

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

This one hurts. Gone far too Soon. R. I. P.

Too many people are pontificating that Tiger Woods will be 2027 Ryder Cup Captain when we should be focusing on him being 2028 United States President.

Arkansas is the real kansas.

As a resident of the State of San Diego, I must say I’m embarrassed and ashamed of this offensive output.

Screw your auction paddles, screw your all black dress code, and screw your post-walkout selfie that nobody saw bc you creeped out quietly. DO SOMETHING THAT MATTERS.

To those standing on street corners, holding cringeworthy signs, beeping horns on your luxury cars: where were you in November? One year ago? Four years ago? Too little too late. What the president is doing is terrifying but not surprising. And he’s only going to go lower and more extreme.

I wanted to take a moment on this Presidents’ Day to announce that I will be running for president in 2028.

No fight is the wrong fight to pick. That’s been the problem from the beginning. Because you dipshits keep normalizing it rather than call it what it is and ridiculing it. Fight it all. Just like democrats who are only “swinging at strikes” and don’t realize they’re not hitting those either

Thru 2-1/2 quarters, I have gained more yards traveling to the fridge for beers than the Chiefs offense.

Matthew McConaughey has been on my TV tonight more than the Chiefs offense

Parenting isn’t hard, it’s constant.

For the first time in his career Luka Dončić will get to play basketball while wearing a decent uniform.

I’ll always remember where I was when I saw Harris English join the prestigious Swedish Pancake Club

Prediction: Food prices are going to quickly skyrocket. The ICE raids are already impacting farms in California, understandably scaring off huge numbers of workers. The tariffs bullshit will compound the problem. And because Trump is nuts, it'll be hard to correct, because nobody will trust him.

@pointlessexercise.com I’m in a TV rut. What can you recommend I watch on Netflix or Prime?

The John and Patrick McEnroe broadcasting duo is one of my favorites in all of sports, even as a casual tennis observer. What would be the equivalent in another sport where two siblings expertly announce and analyze together?

And I thought the consolation prize for losing the National Championship Game was going to be named Chicago Bears Head Coach

The NFC North is such a gauntlet 🙄

Follow me on my Dry January Journey (Except New Year’s Day, First Date Anniversary, Wife’s Birthday, NFL Playoffs, “Sunday Funday, etc.)

Bring back the BCS. Better yet. Let’s just vote who wins and be done with all these extra games.

The Bears (and Seahawks) should also be playing today to complete the Saturday-Christmas doubleheader trifecta

rickey henderson wasn't supposed to ever die. RIP to a god damn legend.

Entries on this site should be called Chemtrails.