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atifkingfisher.bsky.social
My mom cooks better than your mom. Nerdfighter
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Alright, I really did not want to see the speedrun of the fall of the USA. God will not forgive you Mitch McConnell.

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God what an awful year to stop smoking cigarettes.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I FUCKING LOVE NEW YORK!

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submitted 32 days ago • 1839 comments

I've spent the past couple days working with my grand uncle in law so I haven't followed the news. And now that I'm caught up I think I'm going to do my best to ignore it for the next 4 years.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

We made it to NYC!

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Word of the Day is one I keep posting at the end of the year, hoping its time will come. ‘Respair’, from the 16th century, is fresh hope, and a recovery from despair. Here’s to a few drops of respair in 2025.

submitted 54 days ago • 208 comments

We are moving into our appt sight unseen and it is the so damn nerve wracking.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Man I know I said fuck louisiana as recently as last week but not like that. Hope the families recover soon.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

HAPPY NEW YEAR! I'm going to be sober for this one so good luck everybody else.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

He wants to be white so bad.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how long before the anxiety of not having another paycheck incoming sets in. Let's hope it's after new years!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Damn good scenery for coffee this morning

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Update on the wedding: weaponizing the same family guilt tactics used on me throughout the years has worked wonders. I have gotten a taste of this power and by God I'm a changed man.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

God damn that xmas bonus revitalized that one solitary fuck I give about this job.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

@hankgreen.bsky.social how high do I need to jump in a plummeting elevator to survive?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I have successfully wrangled my Indian family to calmly plan my cousins wedding jkjkjk it's completely fucked. No one wants to listen to reason.We'll figure it out live!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

The other swans aren't gonna believe this

submitted 69 days ago • 660 comments

Every child who gains access to a gun, did it through the negligence of an adult.

submitted 69 days ago • 41 comments

today's my anniversary ❤️ i picked the best one, and that is my completely unbiased and objective opinion 🥰 @atifkingfisher.bsky.social

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Prepping for c*l*n*sc*py in the morning and it's awful. is this what bottoms go through

submitted 70 days ago • 39 comments

Dropped my car off with my parents today. I won't be needing it in NYC. It didn't hit me bad until we got back home and it wasn't in its spot. God damn Grond I miss you already.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

How many cans of redbull do I need to adequately replace sleep. It's not 3.

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

PSA: Learn how to absolutely nail the cook on salmon. It has been one of the most important skills I've ever developed. That's how I got my wife :)

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I've been listening to GNX on repeat since it's release. Perfect album. No skips.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Rio Grande Gorge Bridge, New Mexico 🇺🇸 A dramatic sky sets the stage as lightning strikes in the distance, casting a fiery glow over the steep canyon walls carved by the mighty Rio Grande. The bridge stands tall, a testament to human ingenuity amidst the untamed beauty of the New Mexican landscape.

submitted 73 days ago • 97 comments

Woke up from a nap by the dog licking my mouth out and that's called a redneck flu shot.

submitted 73 days ago • 35 comments

▶️❤️ P4A ON BLUESKY!!! ▶️❤️

submitted 73 days ago • 17 comments