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I'm not a procrastinator; I'm just a master of the last-minute breakthrough. Stand-up-ish. Part-time solipsist. 🌆 ATL
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Rescued this little guy from the Damaged section at #LittleShopOfStories this past weekend while simultaneously checking it off my wishlist. Can’t wait to dig into it, @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social.

Usually the MLB FOX commentators are just anemic and robotic, but tonight they also managed to generate a no-brainer of a concept. Yeah, @mlb.com; why aren’t there cameras on the foul posts for a more accurate view of homeruns vs. fouls? #Braves #AtlantaBraves

We spent the afternoon reading on the deck with the kids. I need more days like this. 📚 🍃 😌🍺 #StoneFML

If the #Pirates’ tarp (which looks to be tagged with the #Moes logo) doesn’t look like a giant tortilla when unrolled, I’m going to be very disappointed. #Braves #AtlantaBraves #PGH

Yeah, what he said.

#GoBraves ✌️ ⬇️

Show him the exit.

@atlbravesofficial.bsky.social #AtlantaBraves

Hard to argue with that

The Pope was highly critical of Trump, and JD already broke Ohio’s trophy. He was the last one to visit Francis, so…

Attaboy, Harper. 🙃 #GoBraves #PeaceUpATownDown ✌️ ⬇️

✌️⬇️ #GoBraves

I bet Mike Waltz’s CV includes “attention to detail.” 🙄

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

If only Republicans cared as much about protecting kids in school as they do about protecting Teslas.

This scene hit me hard. Give me more of these two.

If someone uses “egad” in a work email, it’s appropriate to respond with “ok, Boomer,” right?

Get loud

People who CC yourselves on every email, what the fuck is wrong with you? Who hurt you?

FWEAKING AWSUM SPWEECH MISTOW PWESIDENT

Say what you will, but Kyle Gass understands the Trolley Problem. 🚃

About damn time for some new #RDGLDGRN! music.apple.com/us/album/the...

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

Oh my God. Donald Trump and JD Vance are attacking Zelensky in the Oval Office. This is a complete fucking embarrassment.

Cancelling #MoonGirl was a mistake. There are few children’s animated series that parents can tolerate and even fewer that they fall in love with (looking at you, #Bluey 👀 ).

Federal employees should run that “defend your job” email through Grok (or any other AI tool) and send it back to Space Elmo just to say they did it.

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When you tell your boss you respectfully disagree about their higher-ups saying you’re “hard to work with” because you warn them about critical issues and all they tell you is “fall in line.”

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It’s done. Deleted X entirely. I can’t support anything associated with Nazis. And don’t come at me with “but it’s free; you’re not supporting him.” If you're not paying for the product, then you are the product. Also, fuck that guy.

What if solipsism is real, but it’s two main entities instead of just one?

Both kiddos belting OK Go while getting ready for bed. Feel like this is a big parenting win. Very proud. Also hoping we never find out they’re a bunch of super-creative Nazi sympathizers. 😬