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VALENTINES DAY EARLY MORNING POEM Roses are red Violets are blue You need a wee wee I need a poo You can go upstairs I shall go down Yours will be yellow Mine will be brown

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BACK FOR 2025... On air at 8pm on @radioreverb.bsky.social with guest @attilastockbroker.bsky.social A look back on 2024; ahead to 2025, the story of how 'a bunch of Brighton punks & skinheads' nearly got to go on Top of the Pops in 2005. And we pay tribute to Brighton's own Boring Bob Grover.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Currently planning loads more for next year in addition to those here: time for a heads up that if you’re intending to come to my Peterborough or Loughborough gigs next month they are, well, you know, but I’m not spelling it out because otherwise there’s a bot infestation, so get in quick 🙂

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

22 years ago today. ‪ COMANDANTE JOE I guess in quite a lot of ways I grew up just like you A bolshy kid who didn’t think the way they told him to You kicked over the statues, a roots rock rebel star Who knew that punk was more than just the sound of a guitar..

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Away in the rubble A brick for a bed The little Lord Jesus Laid down his sore head The bombs from the night sky Rained down where he lay His mother was weeping The rest passed away

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Now à Roundhead physically as well as politically and home with Robina, in very good hands. Thank you NHS. Brilliant, funny carers, all Filipinas. Farage, right wing press, bigoted idiots, evil racist social media sites - just do one.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

30th anniversary of my band on Brighton Pier tomorrow with special guests Blyth Power and the Fish Brothers! Tickets £10 on door.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Had a great 30th anniversary of my band Barnstormer gig at @dublincastle Camden yesterday with fantastic participation of special guests @cleanersfromvenus.bsky.social and @robinince.bsky.social

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Tomorrow - doors 2.30 Attila poetry 2.50 ish @Martin Newell - genius songwriter circa 3.10 @robinince.bsky.social circa 4.15 Attila & Barnstormer circa 5.30 Finish by 7

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Cheesy gig in Red Leicester at the Real Ale Classroom tonight

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Tonight I'm playing at Birmingham Kitchen Garden Cafe. Doors 7pm, start around 7.30.

submitted 88 days ago • 3 comments

I’ve earned my living as a poet and musician for over 40 years. With streaming replacing CD/vinyl sales it is a lot more difficult for people starting out now to achieve that, and I urge everyone to do what it says inn this poster. DIY or die!

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

If that is too forthright Just sink lots of beer And put on a smile You know is a sneer. It won’t last for ever - At most, half a day. They don’t like you either. They’ll soon go away. 3/3 and beery Clashmas

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

My tactics were simple Midst the festive strife. (I’ve dealt with this nonsense For much of my life.) ‘It says in the paper…’ ‘Oh, auntie, stop whining. That isn’t a paper - It’s litter tray lining.’ 2/3

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ALTERNATIVE CHRISTMAS CARD Twas the night before Christmas And all through the land The comrades were waiting For folk they can’t stand. The Sun reading uncle - ‘Those strikers are barmy’ His Mail-doting partner: ‘Just send in the army’. 1/3

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Next Sunday at @dublincastle in Camden - my band @Barnstormer 1649 with special guests @robinince.bsky.social and @martinnewell.bsky.social (and I’ll be doing some poetry too)

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Assisted dying vote 330 -275 in favour Personally very pleased.

submitted 93 days ago • 10 comments

I'm moving to Bluesky from Twitter It's not 'cos I'm 'liberal' or 'bitter' Or 'snowflake' or woke' But because I'm a bloke With more braincells than a sweetcorn fritter

submitted 93 days ago • 6 comments

In Wales, Black Friday is referred to as Dydd Gwener y Gwario Gwirion, which translates to Silly Spending Friday. Wales is right.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

LABOUR CONFERENCE SHIPPING FORECAST, 2024 Smooth, becoming variable, veering slowly, losing identity. Fair Isle, Thames - moderate or good. Humber, Tyne, Forth - very poor becoming cyclonic. Rockall - fck all. Fastnet, veering left, imminent. Sole Forties Dogger.

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

NEW ORDER IN DAILY MAIL CANTEEN ‘I’d like a woke sandwich’ I said ‘Red onions on partisan bread A tofu fish ball And no gammon at all You could call it a ‘Thatcher’s Still Dead’ ‘

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a white sixty-seven year old bloke And I'm proud to be totally 'woke'. Rather that than asleep - A cap-doffing sheep With the brains of a globe artichoke

submitted 94 days ago • 4 comments

I am now on Bluesky, and shall soon escape from the huge pile of decomposing smegma which Twitter has become. If you have a functioning cerebellum and the ability to clearly identify your own economic and social interests as opposed to those of non-dom media billionaires, you're welcome to join me.

submitted 94 days ago • 25 comments