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I HATE that he's still hilarious. "Thank you for your attention to this matter."

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I promise if you send your kid to Mercy Culture, you are absolutely increasing their chances of having a personal encounter with God.

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As a parent, that "I have too much time to do whatever I want" song from TANGLED mocks me.

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This is really hurting my brain.

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How are people like this allowed to vote?

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Every time I think I'm done with Texas, I hear "How 'Bout Them Cowgirls" and I get pulled right back in.

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PARENTING PRO TIP: When your spouse asks "Where's the baby?" do NOT respond "Am I the baby's keeper??"

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

The reference and the result

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people live in such funny little bubbles.

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so are the at-ats the dogs? honestly, more likely the cats.

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me, watching the Parent Trap remake for the first time, every three minutes: HOW IS THAT NOT EMMA THOMPSON?!???

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It's funny that a fleeting art piece satirizing our obsession with art's "timelessness" has now continued past its shelf life so people can reinforce that obsession by comparing it to a sculpture they don't actually care about, before going back to browsing TikTok while watching a fleeting TV show.

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The most believable part of Home Sweet Home Alone is that Buzz became a cop.

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love that sequel trope where you just invented some additional character trait no one knew about so that you can pay it off later. Marty McFly can't take being called chicken; Kevin McAllister loves Christmas trees, I guess?

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Hypothetical: Assume AOC had been exactly in Kamala's shoes this election. She had the exact same policies, same name recognition, same debate performance, etc. How does the election go? Why?

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

so many non-lawyers seem obsessed with the logical thinking of rules and systems in the profession. but so few seem equally interested in the ethical principles actual lawyers take just as seriously.

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must be a pretty hard time for john hinckley to have a twitter account.

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finally watched the rest of ti west's X trilogy, after seeing the first in the theater. they are all good films, but my favorite part is seeing how he's learning to organically weave his passion for period-specific style so fluidly into narratives. THE ROOST contains so much of his movie aims.

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if you're looking for a way to help our country

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We've been seeing this on the State level for a decade Texas, the "local control" state, has been preempting cities more and more as those cities do something the Texas legislature doesn't like. The legislature has never explained why local control is no longer an important party value.

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oh jesus christ. facebook nostalgia memes as political commentary.

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

The best thing Donald Trump ever did.

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trying this again. planning to scrub twitter once i get to my laptop and download my data so i can see the final count of my blocklist since the bluecheck policy changed.

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I just finished the (first? only?) Singer chapter in Death's End. this series is so wonderful.

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There are two types of people: people who name things after themselves, and people to whom it would never even occur to name something after themselves.

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I cannot comprehend a Parent Influencer mind that goes "I want to make this thing for my kid" then thinks "I should camera prep, meticulously document every step, edit time-lapse vid of me working, then unceremoniously introduce my child and their bemused reaction to this project and the camera."

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been thinking about this lately

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There are few things more adultifying than seeing other full-grown humans a few years younger deeply exalting some random kids tv show from when you were old enough to realize it was generic, mid kids entertainment.

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play stupid games, etc., etc.

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This signal is straight-up dystopic. He said he wanted to shoot a protestor; went out to the protests and did it; a jury of his peers convicted him; and he is being pardoned because of what the protestor was protesting.

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I cannot stress enough how Andrew WK's considered, philosophical approach to happiness and partying put me on the right path in life.

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Arthur really harshing the vibe of these facebook nostalgia bait posts.

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learned a new peeve i have: people holding lav mics in their fingers.

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You don't have to like this fact—to be very clear I do not—but are you even millennial if you don't know how many minutes are in a year?

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there's just a very certain kind of brain that looks at the cost of milk and immediately thinks "This is the President's fault."

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I'm not a lawyer, but this doesn't seem good. oh wait.

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my baby, blissfully unaware that it would be her last bar trip for years...

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the more I'm learning about the WWE lawsuit (all against my will) continues proving a truism in shady deals: IF YOU ARE GOING TO PAY SOMEONE OFF WITH HUSH MONEY YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY THEM! This was settled for $3m and they only paid $1m; that's the reason this all came out.

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