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this is a regrettable development aka casio_juarez in other universes
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I'm glad that there's general agreement that car upholstery deserves protection

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When you would very much like to be allowed on the porch to make threatening noises at birds. #whiskerswednesday

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March 11, 2020

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Look just give me the map to the old people party in White Lotus and you'll never have to hear from me again.

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the presumption that this detained man is alive is the only thing separating us from full-on panic

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This weekend we created Conroy the Cussing Cat. Conroy hates everything.

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Just saw a car with the Kansas "don't tread on me" plates and an NYPD hat in the back window and this 100% tracks in the stupidest possible way.

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You know those guys who drive 10 miles out of their way to go to a gas station that they claim is $0.03 cheaper? I'm planning on rebuilding my personality around only going to this gas station because it is 300x more exciting than any alternative.

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Kicked out for the country club for wearing a sweater depicting Snoopy smoking a cigarette while doing some William Tell golf shit with his bird friend.

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Happy #caturday the child is reading a book called "One Little Kitten" to our cat

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Sweet Vitriol

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We've confirmed the US Bureau of Prisons has transferred trans women to men's prisons despite three court rulings blocking Trump's executive order “I’m continuing to be punished for existing. I'm a pawn in others' political games" -Whitney, 31-year-old woman taken to men's prison this week, told us

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