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Am I the only non-heterosexual that works Monday through Friday 9-5?

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.

submitted 26 days ago • 63 comments

Just watched Paris is Burning for the first time. I've seen clips but this was my full watch through. It was moving almost spiritual experience.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

really sick of hearing how "we've always been here" and "we will survive" a hypothetical future where 1% of us make it i guess makes that statement factual but it's not a fucking happy ending idk i wanted to do more than just survive in some fractured, small existence i wanted to flourish 💔

submitted 30 days ago • 56 comments

"is transition innate or a choice?" are you really asking me to solve the question of free will in order to access basic medical needs and equal legal protections???

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

The "as needed" in the directions for my Xanax prescription is doing some heavy lifting lately.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Why does the gym locker room smell like weed? Who the fuck is smoking weed in the locker room at 7am?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I am predicting that 20 years from now, it will be widely recognized that the discover of the ozempic-style class of drugs had a greater impact on humanity than AI

submitted 37 days ago • 12 comments

My goal is to live long enough to see celebrate his death.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

It's very cold outside and my bed is very warm. This should be a valid reason to call into work right?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I'm doing kind of a self care weekend. Yesterday I got a haircut and tried out a new burger place. ATM I'm enjoying a donut and a cup of coffee and a quaint little place. Later I'm going to hangout with a friend.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

i just need to clean my room and cut my hair and get myself together and purge bad thoughts and look presentable and stand up straight and get a raise and buy a house and start a family and lock the doors and smile for the eye the father the executioner the eye

submitted 53 days ago • 6 comments

Who knew that eating healthy, working out, and quitting drugs would improve my physical and mental health so mcuh.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

if lawmakers were serious about making it more difficult for kids to access porn they would normalize paying for porn and get rid of restrictions from banks and advertisers etc that make it hard for sex workers to charge for porn and find customers without making free porn

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

irony found dead in the gutter

submitted 69 days ago • 120 comments

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

submitted 69 days ago • 22 comments

I did too and they fucking ripped in the ass after I wore them twice. Wtf

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Everytime I use a self check out I'm some how in line behind someone who the least qualified to use a self checkout that I have ever seen.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Fascinating

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

When I say sit on my face this is what I mean

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

Calm down tofu

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Meal prep was going well until I Julia Childed it.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone got eyes on Kristi Noem

submitted 91 days ago • 101 comments

Suppers not even on the table yet and the fire alarm has already been set off.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

to be serious for 3 seconds tho, i am so exhausted from being subject to a culture war. i want to hang out with my friends and be silly and make art. literally why are so many people being so weird about that

submitted 97 days ago • 12 comments

You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James

submitted 102 days ago • 58 comments

Edging current events. News gooning as I like to call it.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

submitted 102 days ago • 198 comments

5th annual Epstein Island memorial adventure on the Lolita Express 2.0. a true nightmare blunt rotation. 😐

submitted 102 days ago • 68 comments

I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together

submitted 104 days ago • 182 comments

submitted 106 days ago • 99 comments

Silly rabbit Trix are for oh...oh no.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Called my adoptive dad today. He's a leftist who teaches personal self defense. Said he woke up to no less than 30 emails asking to take his classes. He cried thinking about the future marginalized folks face.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Those who blame the people over the politicians and the institutions have already given up on hope for better. They have accepted fascism as part of the natural order.

submitted 113 days ago • 16 comments

I'm calling sick to work today. I really am sick (strep throat) probably from stress. How am I supposed to go back to work tomorrow to my coworkers who just voted to shorten my life expectancy?

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

See, it’s less that so many people hate us and more that so many people are actually indifferent to our fate. That’s what’s getting to me. They just don’t care.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I've lived my whole life in rural towns in the Midwest but tonight my neighbors signed my death warrant. I know what I need to do but I'm just so tired.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment