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Cook, Baker, Freelance Writer, Caster, Coach, Analyst, Social Media, Satirist, Dungeon Master. http://twitch.tv/TiberiusAudley
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Monogamy? In THIS economy?
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Imagine if the core game design of shooters allowed for a compensation for people with inferior aim, like higher aim assist for a slower cadence of fire, with the assist disabling to exceed that rate of fire allowing more mechanically skilled players to outshoot someone relying on the mechanic...
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God forbid I compensate for my disabilities (dopamine deficient ADHD, which affects hand-eye coordination) and use a hero that lets me still see success with my superior recognition of space and understanding of objective without being punished by being completely unable to deal damage. 🤷🤷🤷
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I watched a dude in a k hole two weeks ago try to get in a club when he couldn't stand up straight for more than 3 seconds
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The Suikoden Kobolds
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Why is the US entrant wearing the flag of a US Territory
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Perfect timing! I just finished building five MtG decks based off TMNT, so I'm basically obligated to buy this now!
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The only group of people Spirit Airlines won't let fly with them
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My 10% take, without much research at all into the current meta beyond "Izzet Prowess is running rampant" is that there will be a Golgari deck with Grim Bauble and Mold Adder that ends up in the top 8.
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How heavily played is Magebane Lizard right now? It seems to be a very solid answer to Prowess dominance.
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Well yeah, they're lions.
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Got all five of these into a playable status as of today, after digging for a total of 87 singles at an LGS before the tornados today.
RIP my First Sliver and Aetherspark trade-ins.
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archidekt.com/decks/126863...
Slightly over $70 after swapping two cards from the "If I can get these they go in" -- (Canoptek Scarab Swarm and Virtue of Knowledge) -- still a solid budget Commander build with a fun theme, built entirely off "Donal" "Teller of Tales" sounding close to Donatello.
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Deck name - Ghost in the Shell
Commander - Donal, Herald of Wings
Theme: Flying Artifact Creature/Spirit ETBs, focused on tapping down enemy permanents, bouncing stuff.
The deck name is a layered pun because Donal is my Donatello deck of my TMNT set of 5 decks, but also souls and machines.
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I think the route I'm gonna go building him is very thematic, where it's about balance/control early on, then you get Monarch via some Court cards, then mass land destruction.
Early Game - World of Balance
Late Game - World of Ruin
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And put said folder in a fireproof safe
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The only reason I know this is because when I was like...8...my mom had this same epiphany/meltdown.
She also thought he was saying "You're like a grown-up dictionary that can't define."
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Nashi Moon's Legacy is going to be a mix of two deck themes:
Turtle Tribal (Big Butts) and Mutate.
...so I'm building a grand total of 5 decks just for a fucking bit about having a Mutant Ninja Turtle deck...
Plus
Leonardo
Donal (+Teller of Tales)
Raphael
and (Mikaeus+) Anhelo
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The commander of the final deck: (I'm disappointed the Sultai version of this creature is a Shaman, while the Dimir and Monoblack versions both include Ninja. WHERE IS MY NINJA SUBTYPE WOTC?!)
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The commanders of these four decks (top left -> clockwise order):
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Someone give me several thousand dollars that I will immediately burn on functional costume pieces
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For me, only when they're phobia-induced. I have pyrophobia, which is a fantastic trait for a grill cook. As long as I'm in control of the flame, no triggers. But if there are smells or things burning that DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T BE, then anxiety spikes.