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As braids season quickly approaches, remind me to not to cave & get them tiny bohos again 😭 My arms still hurt just thinking about the takedowns last summer

Mind you — I just opened this app for the first time in 9 days 💀

Started my own business ✅ Justin Timberlake concert ✅ Mary J, Neyo, Mario concert ✅ Cape Town 🇿🇦 Cowboy Carter Tour X2 Dreamcon Colorado

I'm still trying to figure out exactly "what" he thinks he's saving the country from...

Exactly this. Adults fully know what they be doing. Disrespect is fully a choice. The end.

Got’Dammat #Paradise is so good!

2025 is shaping up to be such a fun year so far — Started my own business ✅ Justin Timberlake concert ✅ Mary J, Neyo, Mario concert Cape Town 🇿🇦 Cowboy Carter Tour X2 Dreamcon Colorado It’s only February. I still can’t get over it

If anybody wants to buy my Houston Cowboy Carter ticket… let me know! Saturday, 6/28. Section 136, row M, seat 16

Y’all sleep? I took new headshots & im *obsessed*

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

regardless of what happens... I am SOO proud of myself

I just met the sweetest, confident young man while out picking up food 🥹 how refreshing that was to be in a man’s presence and not feel weirded out but just at ease… more of that!

Toward the end of 2024, I made a list of 300 (really 100-something) things I am praying/hoping for in this new year... I am laser-focused on SO many things & honestly, I'm shocked at how many items I've already knocked out. It's only February 5th.

My social media timelines have been real quiet. I haven’t seen anybody rejoice about how great America is yet… The silent is so loud

Sick and tired of 2 minute songs. Sit back down and finish writing

& you know they accepted him as family because they are not calling that man Tom 💀💀 that’s Spider-Man lmaoo

My abs have been ab’ing today 😮‍💨

Me Anytime & Anywhere this song is played…

I’m out & about, smiling and making hard eye contact with every man I see this morning — they’re a little shook… the double takes & the slight turn around like, “me!?” Yes you love, now go be great today

Beyoncé has won Album of the Year for the first time ever at the #GRAMMYs .

3 airplane incidents in a week is WILD

A Hail Mary: if you love Jesus or just looking for a podcast that's faith centered, this is me letting you now that I exist: Joy Speaks Podcast on IG & Youtube (live episodes are up!) A share will also help me find my people! Millions on millions of people in this world, they out there somewhere

8:30am church service being this packed is crazy

I had a 1:1 with one of my employees today about their performance... in this same conversation they said, "So I was talking to Xavier (my friend), & we both think we need to start keeping an eye out for someone for you to date..." -___-

lol at me putting myself in uncomfortable situations

Like did they know Back That Ass Up was going to do these kind of numbers when they got in that booth? The longevity of this song is crazy when you think about it

I got greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes…

Because I’m definitely not calling it that S word! Aht Aht! 😭😭😭

A. Bald…. Bastard 💀💀😂😭 maammmm lol I’m crying

If someone handed you a step by step system or a process to reach success because it’s been proven that it works.. For what reason would you choose to go out of our way to try to reinvent the wheel & not follow the system or process? The blueprint be right there.

Mind you — that wasn’t a Super Bowl performance 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I will not be surprised if we see big performances on Christmas Day moving forward

I just know Beyonce better treat Tyrant better than she did AUIYM!! That halftime teaser made me want to fight her actually

January 14th soon??

Hearing the clean version of a song will piss me off so fast 😭

i was not playing with netflix. 😭

Is that Ashley?! The world is healing.

BLUE IVY CARTER!!!

I forgot Clay Thompson played with the Mavs now