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Toxic enough to startle tiny prawns, sweet enough that they don't care.
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I get a full morning workout just trying to pull my chihuahua out from under the covers.

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Maine housing report finds large gap between home prices and wages. In other news, researchers have discovered that gravity still exists and humans require air to breathe. #sarcasmfont www.newscentermaine.com/article/mone...

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@petebuttigieg.bsky.social I wonder how long it's going to be before folx start claiming pilots are crashing their planes on purpose to make DOUCHE, I mean DOGE, look bad... www.azfamily.com/2025/02/19/2...

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This is now my goal in life. I wish to be just toxic enough to startle tiny prawns.

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This is the kind of research that will no longer be done without DEI. When you prioritize one gender of other, one race over others, one age group over others, you get a very skewed view of the world and everybody suffers.

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I once fell asleep halfway through Cold Comfort Farm and woke up halfway through Double Trouble, but I didn't realize I'd fallen asleep and was very confused about the movie's ending.

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I didn't FA but I have to FO. This is why I believe our government is permanently broken. #ididntfabutihavetofo #fafo

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There’s gonna be so many variations on this theme over the next three years and eleven months. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

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I want to start seeing all the people fired "by accident" and re-hired almost immediately, to negotiate for double their previous salary.

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I'm disappointed not to see Dr. Nichols as co-author on this paper.

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JUST IN: Federal judges orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore “by no later than 11:59 pm” today their websites and datasets to pre-January 30th status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Words matter, people. On the surface, it appears this memo from Bondi means members of drug cartels who enter the US illegally can be subject to the death penalty, but it is clear it means ANY person who enters the US without a visa, in direct violation of our agreement in the Geneva Accords.

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#badsusannovoteforyou

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By my count, this makes 4 fatal plane crashes in precisely 3 weeks. Make it make sense. abcnews.go.com/US/2-jets-co...

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