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auguriuspontius.bsky.social
Witchy AF. Aspiring scholar-poet.
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If you see this, post your skeleton art! Commission I did for @/calamarti.bsky.social 🤍🤍🤍

Alucard

in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine

I believe this is covered in Chapter 2.

The real reason writers avoid editing is they haven't figured out they have a praise kink or degradation kink and editor is the dungeon master. The safe word is closing out of the feedback document. #amwriting #writerslife

abolish gender. become ungovernable.

BIG thing i get teased about over the years (in playful ways, it is fine buckaroos, but a light tease none the less) is the DIRECTNESS of my titles. many who stumble upon my books will immediately comment 'the title is so long it just says what happens'. here are some of my thoughts on that...

Long gone are the days you used breadcrumbs to make food crunchy. It was only a matter of time that some curious, bold soul tried to use its crispier, spicier evolution to directly season its fare. The wizards are mad and the witches are laughing. From the mild panko, I thereby present you Chikinko!

My mom sent me this 😂

am i stable? neigh

Every time I think I’ve reached my final form, I get a little weirder and a little witchier This post is brought to you by my new habit of casually telling people about the details of my strange and overly vivid dreams

Reading is political. Reading has always been political. Your favorite characters wouldn’t just sit by and watch. They’d get up and burn some shit to the ground. #booksky

I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know

My ideal comic book structure is that we get a slim, beautiful 48 page comic book every year. Beautifully drawn with patience and care put into each page by an artist who slept for nine hours every night

Things getting heated on here today. Time to take 5 and admire this morning's view. A good long walk clears the mind.

We'll get there, baby. Just hang on lol

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000) Castlevania: Nocturne Season 2 (2025)

I'm plotting on ur rise bro. I'm literally up in the lab scheming on beautiful abundance for you. I'm cooking up ways for a rising tide to lift all of our boats. I'm praying for your gains. I'm lighting a candle to your inevitable splendor dude

Anatomical study of the common fairy

what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

"Laughing made me invincible; not like those who always win; but like those who never give up." -Frida Kahlo

i could pass out

i hate being an empath because the secondhand embarrassment i get from reading posts made by stupid bitches is insane omfg

I casually made a little screamer for aracnophobes! #spidersky #spider #bugsky

The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder

Dollar Tree still has non-GMO seeds - only $0.31/ pack! And garden supplies. For a few $$ you can grow food, attract pollinators, make the world more beautiful, have fun & support a company committed to Diversity, Equity & Inclusion (say the words!). #TheOutpost #gardensky #garden #DEI #dollartree

welp, I look forward to seeing y’all on the ADHD farms I guess

Man I should draw *doesn’t draw Man I should draw *doesn’t draw Man I should draw *doesn’t draw Man I should draw *doesn’t draw Man I should draw *doesn’t draw Man I should draw *doesn’t draw

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

I believe in separating the art from the artist (sneaking into their studio and stealing paintings right off the easel).

Me at age 16: I can't wait to travel the world once I'm earning my own money. Me now: I mustn't forget that tupperware at work. It's my only one...