augurx.bsky.social
You never said forever could ever hurt like this.
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I'm moving to Canada.
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Welcome back, Cooter.
#NaughtyASitcom
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Sweet tea🥳
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I kinda like my odds.
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We may get to raised eyebrow level by Friday.
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It tried to follow me. At first I was excited...but then I realized it was fake 😢
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And you only used two bottles of Liquid Silk?
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They actually work for various se urity companies. They advertise on Indeed for a "Government Contract" assisting the Border Patrol.
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He hit trump's belly overhang while going down on him at Mar-a-Taco.
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President TACO singing "Puttin' on Tariffs" again.🙄
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Give it up, Gretchen. You're never going to make the DCCU happen!
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Depends on how far apart they are.
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All Dems need to do is "leak" stories to the MSM about republicans wanting to totally ban violent video games.
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Spaced Balls
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I haven't been jizzed up since college.
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I got assimilated and now the Borg are all bitchy space queens.
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I think she's just talking about finally doing something with that rat's nest on her head.
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Schindler's Butt
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"There can be only one."
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I could've been the first gay Native American Pope, but they said I scored too low in the swimsuit competition. Bastards!
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Still thinking about running for President?
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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Master Chef Jr.
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From the looks of it, bezos found the One Ring.
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I recognize that place from Grand Theft Auto 5.
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Careful! Say anything bad about dear leader and bondi will have you on a plane to el salvador immediately.
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Awwww...sounds like a lil bit of FAFO. SAD!
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Harry Potter and the Half-blood Pope
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How I arrived on Bluesky
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It was Easter and she needed to buy a flat of eggs.
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I bet the next Secretary of Defense will be from QVC.
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And susan collins is slightly concerned.
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I wouldn't go with them. They're not Police even though they're mis-identifying themselves as such. They're actually just security guards who were hired for a "DHS contract". There's a job posting on Indeed here for the same thing.
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Welcome to the Jungle
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Let me guess...fetterman voted to confirm him.
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"My designation is Seven of Boobs, tertiary adjunct of Unimatrix Boobs."
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What does the orange asshole have on you?
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Can you loan us a few good assassins instead?
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And of course elmo has his little human shiel....er..son there.
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I thought they already breached it with elmo and trump being "re-elected"?
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We'll have to check the susan collins concern-o-meter to know for sure.
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There's just something about her that makes me want to slap her everytime I see her.
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How many archeologists did it take to remove her from her chair?
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You use them to set boobie traps.
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I downloaded it and set it for a red state. But I'm a guy.
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I waited with bated breath for you to show up here so I could follow you 😎
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Why you not want to see my sexy pictures?
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🎄🐄 🕎
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You're on the wrong app. Twitter is ⬇️ that way.
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Janeway : "There's coffee in that fucking nebula."