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Bye Pierre- don’t let the door hit you on ur way out✨ Or do. That’s also fine🤭🇨🇦

submitted 3 days ago • 36 comments

I’d tell Pierre Poilievre to take a seat but it seems he’s lost his 🤣

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

If you’re in line when the polls close, stay in line. You can still cast your ballot. Your vote matters.

submitted 4 days ago • 619 comments

Canadians vote for their next prime minister today. A couple of weeks back, I spoke with @mark-carney.bsky.social, the current PM. open.spotify.com/episode/78eg...

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

It’s Election Day, Canada. Go vote Canada Strong.

submitted 4 days ago • 972 comments

Hi, my name is George, and it’s been 201 days since my last purchase from Amazon.

submitted 6 days ago • 228 comments

All Donald Trump reactions these days are like someone with no access to news or information of any kind and it’s hard to tell whether it’s real, spin, BS, what

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

Just fucking getting newsed in the face every fucking day

submitted 7 days ago • 146 comments

New jury selection underway in London hockey case. More from Rick Westhead. www.tsn.ca/hockey-canad...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If we found out Putin had purchased billions in $Trump coin, wouldn’t everything make sense?

submitted 7 days ago • 122 comments

Russia, Belarus, North Korea, and Cuba are exempt from latest tariffs. Ukraine is not exempt. If Putin had purchased billions in $Trump coin, wouldn’t it all make sense?

submitted 7 days ago • 70 comments

you can’t win a game 7 without losing three games first keep going

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

👇🏻👇🏻

submitted 8 days ago • 130 comments

And I'm thinking the Church risks extinction if it elects a conservative.

submitted 8 days ago • 42 comments

I legitimately cannot remember the last time I was this excited for a show to come back.

submitted 9 days ago • 57 comments

Not serious people.

submitted 9 days ago • 82 comments

The lack of universal healthcare in the US paved the way for so many “wellness” charlatans - when it’s hard or prohibitively expensive to access evidence based care, people will attempt to treat things in their own or believe those providing the care are getting rich off of their illness

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

MAX DOMI OVERTIME HERO (via ESPN)

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

To China, right now, we are not serious people.

submitted 10 days ago • 69 comments

He who has not texted classified war plans on a personal phone to people without a security clearance not once but twice cast the first stone.

submitted 10 days ago • 143 comments

The Avalanche have officially activated Gabriel Landeskog off IR. 🚨 (HT Colorado Avalanche)

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇 Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨

submitted 12 days ago • 607 comments

All of us watching Bill Maher talk about his visit with Trump.

submitted 13 days ago • 36 comments

Now we know who the inspiration for Voldemort was.

submitted 15 days ago • 1510 comments

My autistic friends and family have 10x the rizz of RFK Jr., who I would never date (and who also probably doesn’t pay taxes)

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

New Zach Lowe Show mega playoff preview! @billsimmons.bsky.social on West series, awards, GSW play-in fallout, Bud/Suns, Pels future, much more; then @modakhilnba.bsky.social and I preview East play-ins/series: open.spotify.com/episode/0vCb...

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Vice President JD Vance accidentally breaks Ohio State's national championship trophy during a White House celebration for his home state Buckeyes. 😂😬

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

The internet becomes more tolerable once you realize that 99% of the people who are being assholes to you online have never actually engaged with your work and have no plans to.

submitted 18 days ago • 167 comments

A+ to CBS Sports for their coverage of Rory’s victory walk. Perfect execution. Sometimes less is more.

submitted 19 days ago • 144 comments

Still waiting for @amazonuk.bsky.social to remove my new book from their list of "murderer biographies."

submitted 20 days ago • 29 comments

A group of Cybertrucks is called a ‘Blitzkrieg’

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Sergio Garcia is smackin’ drives and serving Big Macs at #TheMasters today 😂⛳🍔🍟 (Via: James Duthie/X)

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

We're past the worst timeline. Now we're at the worst day of the worst month of the worst year of the worst timeline. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/u...

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

It’s because the market is realizing a) Trump didn’t really pause the tariffs and b) he’s a sociopathic nitwit.

submitted 22 days ago • 21 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Prediction: Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.

submitted 23 days ago • 311 comments

He’s pulled the knife half way out of the economy’s back, but the injury (no longer a reliable trading partner) will take years to heal. #stupid

submitted 23 days ago • 341 comments

“I feel much better now.” —nobody

submitted 23 days ago • 474 comments

Ja Morant deciding what celebration to do

submitted 24 days ago • 19 comments

Hi, my name is George. It’s been 183 days since my last purchase from Amazon.

submitted 24 days ago • 196 comments

AMERICAN CITIZENS

submitted 24 days ago • 109 comments

So many hundreds of thousands of words of ink, so many countless hours wasted, explaining how this man was secretly savvy, and it turns out he’s just dumb as a rock, clueless about basic economics, and driven by a malicious paranoia that conniving foreigners are ripping us off

submitted 26 days ago • 238 comments

#HandsOff NYC

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

My dad’s biggest power move was whenever he saw a young family with toddlers at dinner he would stealthily pay for their dinner. He would deny it to high heaven if they guessed it was him. I think everything good about me is from that maybe.

submitted 28 days ago • 9 comments

Good morning everyone!

submitted 28 days ago • 46 comments

Compromised factotum sez

submitted 29 days ago • 151 comments

Antarctica Tariffs Announced It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight... 🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰

submitted 29 days ago • 2421 comments

Another fuck-up in a growing list of dangerous and irresponsible fuck-ups.

submitted 31 days ago • 81 comments