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illmaticAKA. illy. travilly. auntie_illy. SOTL, whisk(e)y sister, mezcal mami, scuba diver, tea snob, and apple cider doughnut aficionado. I have been social on the internet for 30 years. YMMV.

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I need to take my talents upstairs. The way I’m about to sleep.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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(Yall some freaky frogs)

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LMAO NOT YOU DELETING THAT POST

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I need to look at my vacation calendar and see can i cancel Fridays for the rest of the summer.

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DIABOLICAL

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“We’re gonna need a bigger boat!”

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(I don’t like these randoms liking my skeets, who sent you)

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Melted butter doesn’t even taste good by itself….this is just tew damn much

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I’m not a fan of food in the bedroom in general, but butter (butt butter?) is diabolical. DIABOLICAL!!!

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I was supposed to start my work day at 7 so I absolutely will be starting at 9am 🤣

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Them boys turning up old school bumpin that candy rain can’t wait to join the club

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Correct.

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It's on sight, TBH. I saw some stingrays at the Georgia Aquarium and them Aquarists had to hold me back from fuckin them lil bitches up.

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"Did something bad" can't even bring yourself to say it. So you know. You KNOW why it's fuck stingrays forever

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“Steve wouldn’t want-“ yeah well Steve didn’t wanna die either, so it’s UP for them water waffles til the day I see Steve myself.

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ON SIGHT

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I napped so hard I have bedhead 🤣 mind you, my hair was done before I fell asleep. Product in it and everything 🤣

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And this is him last week 😭 FINE.

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Security Growth Healing

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Every time I watch this movie, it trips me out that they tried to catch this shark with a rump roast #jaws

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I need a bae and a cation!

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Me and my couch just had a torrid affair. I think I was facedown sleep.

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Allegedly

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Only one thing could make today better but let me tell you, this long Juneteenth weekend has been an absolute screamer of a summer weekend. 15/10!!

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Fact checking a joke is insane

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Please relax

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🙄

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That Liga Privada T52 last night was incredible. I need that again.

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Shannon sharpe said directly to Jim Jones delusional ugly ass face “it ain’t even anybody on Dipset that’s gonna take you over Nas” 😂

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Does he mean Nasir Williams from Greensboro NC? Because sure.

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Please let us know the response!!!! (Cause I might have to borrow it)

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I would love to see the final product today 🤣🤣🤣

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I know it’s one of my sorors 🩷💚

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I Have Nothing x Whitney Houston

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I’m Going Down x Mary J. Blige

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I need to take my talents upstairs. The way I’m about to sleep.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🐸

(Yall some freaky frogs)

LMAO NOT YOU DELETING THAT POST

I need to look at my vacation calendar and see can i cancel Fridays for the rest of the summer.

DIABOLICAL

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat!”

(I don’t like these randoms liking my skeets, who sent you)

Melted butter doesn’t even taste good by itself….this is just tew damn much

I’m not a fan of food in the bedroom in general, but butter (butt butter?) is diabolical. DIABOLICAL!!!

I was supposed to start my work day at 7 so I absolutely will be starting at 9am 🤣

Them boys turning up old school bumpin that candy rain can’t wait to join the club

Correct.

It's on sight, TBH. I saw some stingrays at the Georgia Aquarium and them Aquarists had to hold me back from fuckin them lil bitches up.

"Did something bad" can't even bring yourself to say it. So you know. You KNOW why it's fuck stingrays forever

“Steve wouldn’t want-“ yeah well Steve didn’t wanna die either, so it’s UP for them water waffles til the day I see Steve myself.

ON SIGHT

I napped so hard I have bedhead 🤣 mind you, my hair was done before I fell asleep. Product in it and everything 🤣

And this is him last week 😭 FINE.

Security Growth Healing

Every time I watch this movie, it trips me out that they tried to catch this shark with a rump roast #jaws

I need a bae and a cation!

Me and my couch just had a torrid affair. I think I was facedown sleep.

Allegedly

Only one thing could make today better but let me tell you, this long Juneteenth weekend has been an absolute screamer of a summer weekend. 15/10!!

Fact checking a joke is insane

Please relax

🙄

That Liga Privada T52 last night was incredible. I need that again.

Shannon sharpe said directly to Jim Jones delusional ugly ass face “it ain’t even anybody on Dipset that’s gonna take you over Nas” 😂

Does he mean Nasir Williams from Greensboro NC? Because sure.

Please let us know the response!!!! (Cause I might have to borrow it)

I would love to see the final product today 🤣🤣🤣

I know it’s one of my sorors 🩷💚

I Have Nothing x Whitney Houston

I’m Going Down x Mary J. Blige

I’ve been in the car the past 2+ hours. Stepped out the car and was like “holy shit”. This heat is gonna be extremely hazardous this week.

Slingshots are outside outside today!

Let me shower so I can at least go down and get some tea