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Former editor/writer of TheAunties, Auntie Wicked & MissSpite Blogs. Tumblr-ina pre 2014, creative multi-hypen, hobby academic. https://msha.ke/auntiewicked
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Two months, and despite doing pretty good on the follow account, my traction on here in terms of interactions/engagement is beyond terrible. I'm going to save the phone space and see you when I get bored later.

Me, catching myself treating myself like my parents did:

Nobody: Absolutely no one: FYP: TWO HOURS OF ENDLESS RICK AND JUBLE SLUDGE CONTENT!

The lady cashier kept meowing at me and calling me kitty, I thought she was going to pet me and you know what? I don't like being touched but the touch deprivation has been so real I might have let her pet my head.

My dream house is a reverse townhouse with a walled garden in front like the Asian style, or an entryway then courtyard Mexican style.

When you wear both men's and women's clothing you realize that the most deeply frustrating thing on the planet is that a men's size medium is a woman's size extra large.

Don't be jealous. I'm just drawing the fictional guys like flies. #2hotForReality

WHAT IT'S WHAT HOLIDAY? That's right. My birthday.

Man, I'm going to be so lonely without all those parasocial crushes. We were all thriving in my head.

Oof. The Vanta Realm is $10.99 a month. Get your bag but yessh. I'm unemployed these days.

I'm actually really sad TikTok shut off before I saw the influencers confessing to everything.

two souls their lives graced with cherry blossoms Basho

David Lynch's passing calls me to recall "The Perfect Drug," written for Lynch's Lost Highway, a personal NIN fave, though I'd not ever seen the video for it, it's amazing in a real "More goth, no, more goth than that, what part of 'more goth' do you not understand" sort of way youtu.be/dn3j6-yQKWQ

František Kupka, Red and Blue Disks, 1911? (dated on painting 1911-12) https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134935

I just now like, emotionally understood that the Hipsters were fetishizing the rural & awkward of Napoleon Dynamite, whereas it was relatable for people like me who grew up rural and awkward.

Meta is reportedly trying to pay tick-tock influencers essentially $10 a video for 50 videos a month. That's giving the senators who think we are still living off the stimulus checks.

Do I love video games? Yes. Am I a terrible video game player? Also yes.

I used to change display names all the time. I think my favorites were Max DeCuir, and Emily Spinache.

Chat, I fired up my last chance computer that's on Win 7, and after an hour Windows stripped it and claimed I had a pirated copy of Windows, and the computer started crashing like my laptop did (that couldn't handle Win10). Anybody got a copy of pop0S on CD they can send? 🥴

Please B00ST

hmm this small town seems nice and friendly but i'm starting to think there's a darkness underneath

They are turning social media from a community center to decentralized media companies funded by unhinged billionaires. So. I don't think we are going to get a "next place" honestly.

Here's my New Year's fit, I tried some green blush '80s Grace Jones style up around my eyes and upper cheekbones, found my green 80s vibe shirt, and my 00s cross pattern leggings I turned into a skirt.

You know. After having calculated that my Mom's $6 in 1987 is about $16.60 in today's money, I'm actually wondering how a highly skilled worker like Dean Profitt in Overboard needs a night job. Like, what was the debt? 😂

Oop. I know my head is really hurting when the words on here don't make sense. Bleh.

I can't imagine being some of these websites and taking the quick buck instead of offering us online archives of our own content. A reliable service would have made them BANK both steadily from the consumer, but also as a info source to all the corporations.

My toxic trait is that I have lost all table manners since the panini. Pfft. Gone.

Self-styled incels take note: Scrooge doesn’t become a loveless, miserly wretch b/c his girl throws him over. His girl throws him over b/c he’s becoming a loveless, miserly wretch—and she can tell. 1/

The internet is a complete ruin now that even clock clip is 80% soft paid content & every trend is literally funded by The Company, but the Robbie Williams thing is completely hilarious. I think it would have gone viral without paying people.

These are not going to last the day. Anyone else tend annihilate all the fruits in the first two days after grocery day? I was made to live in a market town. 😂

If English people wonder if "freedom to roam" laws would work in the US, my entire neighborhood just had a major dramatic crash out with turning dogs out on me because I went for a walk on the neighbor's property. Whose full permission I have to harvest, and roam as I please.

I love: Purple & Red Fruits Damascus Blades Brocade Sandalwood Roses Red Robe Tea Cotton & Silk Velvet Capes Jeffrey Pines "Gentlemen" Aesthetics Navajo Rugs Amber & Garnet Jewelry Green Rooms/backstage areas Bay Rum Tempranillo The smell of oil paint Stimulating Conversation Noticing

I downloaded wavy hair this year, and when I do the routine right I feel like a sexy 80s villain or a hot 90s wife.

Also we need new licencing categories in accessible language, but most of all we need to be discussing the need for basic wallets, handle verification for any & all users/creators, and "residuals"systems to replace "creator funds", so our content isn't charity work toward CEO bonuses.

If the organizers of this year's social media blackout (which I firmly support in principle, it was a damn shame what happened to the others) need a list of demands, let me suggest we need to know who owns the music we are using, or the division of the residuals.

Being chubby/soft makes people talk down to you about workouts. It makes me sad because I've been working out since I was a kid & I love talking about workouts, but I'm always getting condescension from the fit people because I don't look fit enough. I'm sorry my agonies prevent visible progress. 😓

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 19,1952

Ok bluesky, sound off, the FYP has reset 5 times in the last hour. What's going on?

I absolutely do not want to do my wrap ups this year despite having fire ideas for them. I'm so freaking put out with everything.

The problem with the current state of search algorithms is that they're entirely programmed for advertisers to sell, which makes it so much more difficult for the consumer to find something. There's a reason the library information cataloging method worked so long on the internet.

Someone said that I was '90s hot, and I think they might have meant it a little shady, because 90s hot was literally smokin'.

I’ve gotten like 6 scam calls in a row tonight from someone claiming to be my mom which is impossible because I was born in a laboratory