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cross stitch embroidery 🪡🧵 | crochet 🧶 | mysteriously somewhere in my 30’s ✨
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My finger got pinched and cut open by this bogus set up.

Dress myself up like a chicken and sing love songs and call myself ✨ Soultry Poultry ✨

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

She’s a worthless nobody. Blond? Sure. But she sounds like a bird. In this #lesmis essay, I will explain why Eponine is better than Cosette.

Memory loss is weird. I’m 32 years old texting both parents asking how I know pig Latin.

I have not been doing great, but I’ve still been doing so that’s great.

Anyone else get addicted to wired health shots? No? Just me?

I went to an event tonight.

This sushi place is playing a Bruno mars cd.

Single isn’t a dirty word I just never thought I would use it again

I burnt my arm trying to be who I’m not (I made eggs for the first time in years).

Now is not the time for Vanessa Carlton’s hit song “1000 miles” but here it is anyway.

OUT OF THE DING DANG TUBE AND EVERYTHING

I made fresh cinnamon rolls out of the tube. I hope my roommates enjoy them because anxiety is causing me to want to vomit.

I’m going through a break up, a break down, and found a grey hair all in a week.

You ever have symptoms so terrible they change you as a person?

This week has made my brain smooth.

More photos of this song dang project ✨Gir riding a pig✨ #gir #invaderzim #invaderzimart #fanart #crossstitch #embroidery #floss #hoop #aida #doomsong

It’s finished! ✨Gir riding a pig✨ #gir #invaderzim #invaderzimart #fanart #crossstitch #embroidery #floss #hoop #aida #doomsong

Yes, in fact, now that you mention it, this does sound like a threat from my ancestors.

I hope when people perceive me they interpret that there’s broadway blasting through my skull at all times.

In other news, I looked cute af on Friday.

At work today I admitted to messing something up and asked someone to teach me how to do it properly. It feels a lot better than guilt.

My paper cup from the break room says “don’t be mean, drink caffeine “

One of the Detroit Lions came into my work today. I was in reception. When he left I attempted to be respectful but suddenly said “thanks for all the magic, man.” 🤯

I stopped at Burger King because I hadn’t had fast food yet this year. It took 14 minutes to get my food and they apologized and were really nice so i waited patiently and It was the freshest, hottest, most delicious Burger King I’ll ever get omg

I had a legitimate panic attack thinking i forgot my mom’s birthday. I didn’t, she put the wrong day on her fb.

I woke up with the dueling 2010 F U songs stuck in my head.

Today has been so off. Not good not bad just off.

📍Luigi’s Pizza. Flint, MI.

Look what my #cats did. (They sat on each other)

Re-shouted for putting the lights in in my work parking lot so I can drive home.

Shout out to my mysterious man bff, Paris, for buying me headlights.

Will you go with me to the car store because they’re not going to take me seriously then sell me the wrong thing or be rude or call me little lady and I Just can’t do it alone…

What ya gotta do is ya gotta sing the entire soundtrack to #hazbenhotel as a coping mechanism.

Did I get too many espresso shots in my coffee? Only the gods know.

I drew you a television. #televison #tv #drawings #doodle #fangs

Perfection in my eyes looks like this

I need a gal pal. A bff. A lil buddy who’s always around.

Give me a chance to show you I’m not the worst versions of me god damn it.

For expensives only

Will I have enough material to finish the project I spent 30 hours on? Stay tuned to my embroidery horror stories.