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austin-malone.bsky.social
Constant Reader, podcast listener, storyteller
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There is but one law in this digital land

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Why, yes. I would, in fact, love some good news!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

This is the kind of post couples make before they create a joint facebook account.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

So, "I'm not touching you, you can't get mad," is pretty much our foreign policy now? Cool. Can't wait to see our Toddler in Chief unveil his grand "Two For Flinching" initiative. 🙄

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

God help me. I just learned that the Roosevelt makes red velvet king cakes.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 37 days ago • 538 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 46 days ago • 1897 comments

If you can, strive to lead a life filled with curiosity, kindness, and wonder. Also, curly fries, boozy milkshakes, and haunted bookstores are pretty good too.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

I hope you're ok today. I hope you're safe and warm, and surrounded by books and friends. I hope your fangs have tasted the dark fabric of life and your tentacles will one day spread across the cosmos.

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

This latest Joker movie looks super fucking weird, y'all

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Harry Potter was a millionaire wizard who became a policeman. Boring. The Baudelaire orphans lose a fortune, are abandoned and betrayed by every adult in their lives, and only survive by being bookish and inventive. Legendary behavior. Iconic.

submitted 83 days ago • 7 comments

In these troubled times it's important to normalize the assertion that you are the rubber to your aggressor's glue, whereby anything they might happen to say will, in fact, stick back on them after it bounces off of you.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I sing my ladle's praise

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Not for nothing, but if my child has to be regularly traumatized by active shooter drills while attending school, then I'm perfectly fine with the 1% having themselves a little panic attack every time a car backfires from now on.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

My. What?

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Surgeon General of Oz: Side effects of drinking Green Elixir while pregnant may include green skin, enhanced magical abilities, the urge to topple totalitarian regimes, and low birth weight

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

May your escapist fantasy of choice be robust during the impending Toyotathon

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Dear trans friends and family, the world is a better place with you in it. And if anyone tells you differently, it's okay to feed that person to rats.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

When you ask AI to generate a visual representation of the scent of rancid mayonnaise clogging a grease trap

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments