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Corp Dev. All I want is leopards to eat faces
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I wasn't that worried until I read that @matt-levine.bsky.social is on vacation next week

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

No one should ever have to learn about the bond market

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Does Kalshi or Polymarket have contracts on Ackman getting a margin call on Monday yet?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone liquidating their Japan holdings to meet their expected margin calls tomorrow morning (I have no idea if this is true but sounds plausible)

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

So much winning

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Is hands off really what we're going with? Ugh

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I love that people voted for this dumbass

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing has made me empathize more with journalists bitching about their CMS than having to write a blog post for our internal intranet site, CMS's are terrible

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Not only have I spent too much time on this page @davidpierce.xyz, I've also now added it to my to do list to properly go through every item cabel.com/2025/01/27/t...

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Can I still place bets on Elon pulling a Snowden and fleeing to China or did that contract jump to 100% now that Trump's planning to give Elon access to the US military's plans if there's ever a war with China?

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I have negative faith in the Democratic Party to do anything non performative

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Can Trump pardon Elon's margin call?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I can't imagine why literally anyone on any part of the political spectrum would want this. This is like trigger warnings before every opinion piece www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Republicans being the pro-putin party has broken my brain. What utter trash

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Sending this to all my group chats with a note that no matter how much they think I text them, it can always get worse

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Larry David needs to do something about this. She's making reruns of Curb unwatchable

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Excited for Elon to fire a bunch of deep cover FBI and CIA agents and SEAL Team 6 for not checking their email over the weekend

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Canada won?!?!?! Hahahah trump is such a fucking jinx

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

The ideal outcome is Adams gets removed AND Trump's shitty DOJ restores the criminal case against him

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Elon's a piece of shit but this is aggressively stupid. Teslas actually exist

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

If we're counting on protesting outside a Tesla dealership to save us, we're so fucked

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

This is pretty fucked

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing funnier than seeing a cybertruck in the rain

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Who's gonna tell her Elon definitely isn't paying? apple.news/AlR8GtOmUT8e...

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

We're on season 13 of the masked singer? God, we deserve Trump

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

If Seal got anything less than ten figures for that abomination, he should fire his agent

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being a celebrity and not getting asked to provide a voiceover or cameo for the Super Bowl

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