austinj.bsky.social
Corp Dev. All I want is leopards to eat faces
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It's my greatest shame
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Nice
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Jfc shut America down
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Oooh, gimme that sweet sweet tiny class action settlement check
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So how long until he gets banned on X
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This recent episode, where they basically just read insane Reddit posts from r/Mensa (or equivalent), is perfectly timed overcast.fm/+AA_WwlWc2bM
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I have some incredibly active group chats with less messages than this
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Dammit, Elon accidentally had a genius idea 😂
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I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't read this
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He's so incredibly bad at this
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I feel like this is my dream semi-retired job
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You deserve hazard pay for this
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Fair. Disney does feel like the biggest exception to this versus like a six flags
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It's an absolute waste of money to go somewhere like Disney and not get lightning lane at this point. At least with flying, you still go somewhere. Not sure what you're getting out of a theme park visit if you're not riding any of the rides (I guess some people just like fireworks?)
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Man I was only gonna go for deporting him, but why aim small
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Elon is flying way too close to the sun
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C'mon, that's unfair. The robotics program creates jobs for people willing to dress as robots during Elon's vaporware product announcements
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Imagine not loving your wife so much that you spend time chastising strangers on the internet instead of actively watching SNL with her
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We're definitely finding out he's got like 30 kids. Do one of those stupid crypto sites let me bet on this?
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There's no way this guy was born in 1982
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Honestly, sorta respect it. I'm hoping their thinking was "well we fucked this up so badly he's never gonna use us again so might as well burn it all down"
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Ugh I'm depressed now. What's the solution? Like I'm feeling more and more like I just need to give up and go back to X but there's no way that's a better choice
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I understand if you're a member of the House and the best thing you can do is a protest, but if that's the best thing the senators on your list can come up with, that's pretty useless