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I stand with Ukraine.

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The Empire needs to strike back. Soon please.

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Sorry I’ve been neglecting you BlueSky. I just don’t get as many notifications here so I forget about it. Y’all keep blowing me up so I remember. Also, I have a new single out this Friday. Share if you’re adding it to your playlist!

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Here is my Federal Employment Termination story:

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From this day forward, it shall be known as Lake MoPac

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I’m rooting for Taylor #superbowl

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1,000% tariff on people telling me about their dream last night.

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That Gaga videomercial for Mastercard felt like when U2 released that album on everyone’s phone #grammys

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Tough night for the country music police #cowboycarter #grammys

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Writing songs to fight against the oppression of people who aren’t like me. The truth is, we’re more alike than not.

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I’m the self-appointed President of Slim Thug Bluesky.

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Remember: 1) keep your wrist straight, and 2) punch through the face.

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FDT

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I genuinely enjoy this aspect of my job.

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It’s gonna wind up the Gulf of Texaco after they open up a naming rights bidding war.

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She thinks I’m wondering where she is, but I’m really wondering where my vape is.

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Three 6 Mafia should do some Sonic shake commercials. Sippin on some Dizzert

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I may never find my husband on Tinder but I’ve found a lot of my friend’s husbands there.

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Listen to this guy in 2025!

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🐐 🫔 Tamales are the best Holiday food

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I would die happy if I found out Tom Hanks quotes Forrest Gump as much as everyone else does.

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The term “assless chaps” is redundant. Thank you.

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Beyoncé!

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I want the part of my life that I just spent watching the 1994 remake of Miracle on 34th Street back.

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A Christmas Carol is basically an Eras Tour for Scrooge

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It’s 10 degrees in Buffalo for this Bills v Patriots game. I don’t know how they do it.

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A band named December Mosquitoes that everyone hates.

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All you need to know is that I’m in the top 0.5% of Big K.R.I.T. listeners. I’ll not be taking any questions.

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Ppl don’t give Big Krit the respect he deserves!

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Honestly, all that’s missing is a Trending section.

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Me telling a joke between songs.

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Magical night!

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Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut Anäj: a very utilitarian bookcase that takes 3 hours to assemble and sort of leans against the wall…but holds books anyway.