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austinusprime.bsky.social
Redneck Leftist. Good with power tools. Ok at rec league softball. Bad at parties.
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You’re telling me the Tigers have a guy on their roster named Trace Weenie?

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Happy Opening Day

submitted 22 hours ago • 186 comments

Kseniia Petrova, a Russian scientist at Harvard Medical School, was detained at Logan Airport after returning from France and sent to an ICE detention in Louisiana, The Insider reports. A big critic of Putin and the war in Ukraine, she may now be deported to Russia.

submitted 15 hours ago • 423 comments

Happy anniversary to one of my all timers from the bad place.

submitted 21 hours ago • 7 comments

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one response to these horrifying ICE kidnappings is “this shouldn’t happen without due process.” but the correct response is and always has been abolish ICE — this is not an entity that should exist period

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

This was fun

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

Death, taxes, & Uncle Jesse.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Spencer Strider's day is done 27 pitches 23 strikes 8 hitters 1 fair ball (on the first pitch he threw) 6 strikeouts Threw 0 pitches while behind in the count Ridiculous

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

“Andre Dickens has failed us. Andre Dickens has failed the working class, the poor, and the minorities in this city.” atlpresscollective.com/2025/03/13/w...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats wondering what people want from them. This. This right here. This is the energy.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Never kill yourself

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

I love boneless wings :3

submitted 31 days ago • 101 comments

You should be allowed, in fact required, to call off of work because you're too horny

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

Surely Manfred will piss in my Cheerios on this, but would love to see this in 2026. www.mlb.com/news/automat...

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

@homefield.bsky.social

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Such an elegant way to heavily imply a mountain of nudes

submitted 40 days ago • 51 comments

Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody

submitted 40 days ago • 41 comments

we need Lessmons not Mormons send skeet

submitted 40 days ago • 14 comments

yup

submitted 43 days ago • 358 comments

There is a lot of value in threatening to show these guys posts to their mom

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

submitted 50 days ago • 64 comments

today would be a great day to delete your twitter account completely

submitted 51 days ago • 110 comments

Doing the Lord's work

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

submitted 55 days ago • 224 comments

Weird fash nerds running around inside the federal government twiddling knobs and flipping switches and going "what does this one do?" Getting big blobs of jelly on everything. Somehow no one is telling them to fuck off. Cards on the table I don't really care for any of this!

submitted 55 days ago • 50 comments