authoramalia.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

submitted 13 hours ago • 13 comments

It has come to my attention that while folks remember "murderous mermaids at SeaWorld" they don't always remember the name of the author or book. So as a reminder: Speak The Ocean by Rebecca Enzor 🧜 #MerMay

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I can't believe this is real. The special editions are out in the wild now! If you see or get one, please send me shelfies. I'd love to see your monsters.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

The amount of thought I feel compelled to put into every single outfit I leave the house in is legitimately outrageous and I would very much like to reclaim my time but I CANNOT BECAUSE THEN I WILL JUST AGONIZE WHILE I AM OUT THAT I AM POORLY ATTIRED FOR THE OCCASION.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Hey all, great news! The warehouse found some straggler stock hiding away in the US facility, meaning we're able to do a mini restock on a bunch of our favorite things! #store store.mayakern.com

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

I get my masks from these folks, too! Just ordered a boatload mid April to stay ahead of tariff nonsense.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I dunno how anyone is supposed to grow their own food at home while working 2-3 other jobs to afford literally everything else but.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Go go go! Don’t forget it like that cup of tea you made an hour ago.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

To celebrate, I'll be visiting the Colonie Center Barnes & Noble in Albany on May 10th. I'll be taking questions and signing books starting at 1 PM. Albany peeps, I'd love to see you there!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"do you have food safety tips" yes as a matter of fact I do I think the people should elect representatives who appoint experts to keep food safe theres a tip for you

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

Time for a CONTEST OF SILLINESS! I have one special WEARING THE LION book box. And I'm giving it away. In my book, the lion keeps climbing Heracles for more scritches. To enter the contest? Share a photo of you "wearing" your mighty pets. Details here: johnwiswell.substack.com/p/a-giveaway...

submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

baruch hatov vehametiv MAKING NOISE WORKS PUBLIC PRESSURE WORKS KEEP GOING DEMAND DUE PROCESS HUMAN RIGHTS CIVIL RIGHTS BASIC CONCEPTS EVERYWHERE

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Livia prints and Boxer at Rest stickers are here! Today is the last day (April 30) to claim one 🧡🪴🏺 Patreon.com/flaroh #art #ancientrome

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My mock book cover illustration of the ‘Hymn to Artemis’ by Callimachus 🏹💐🦌🏺 #art #greekmyth #bookcover

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

SHELVE YOUR SPEAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

So, I'm going to confess: I've struggled a little bit with putting these pieces out there, because frankly - this was the worst night of my life. There are residual impacts not covered in this piece. But I saw my pet groomer today - yes, Jack gets trims for health (!)

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

They were practicing EUGENICS. this chemical castration shit is EUGENICS. They should be in JAIL.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

alexa play space girl on repeat while me n my wife wear our matching astronaut shirts available in sizes S-6X made ethically slow fashion expandable hip gussets ships from within the US or Canada (no tariffs!) #store

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.

submitted 4 days ago • 189 comments

Me from now on: If Marcus Aurelius could not maintain an attitude of total reason and rationality at all times, I AM DISINCLINED to trust anyone else's claims. Like, nah. And if you are reading his Meditations and think that he DID you are profoundly misunderstanding the text.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Everything is FIIIIIINE.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Spent ten minutes today sharing my feelings on family matters with El husband while methodically reorganizing my fridge magnets bc one section was somehow just all beige and I don't know why but I could not abide it a moment longer.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know that the Smithsonian Institution is not part of the executive branch? It's under the jurisdiction of a Board of Regents: the Chief Justice, the Vice President, 3 Senators, 3 members of the House, & 9 citizens. The Smithsonian is not an executive branch agency. www.si.edu/ogc/legalhis...

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

WE BEAT THE TERRIBLE LIBRARY BOOK BAN BILL IN NORTH DAKOTA, FAM!!!!

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

The Third Shift duology is set during an unnamed Trump’s second term. Supernaturals and other marginalized peoples are on a registry and can be sent to camps. And you have to show your papers at state borders. BIG BAD WOLF, the Punisher AU, came out in 2021. 🙃 www.sourcebooks.com/suleikha-sny...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

DANG that first arc of Andor goes HARD.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Still happening for a few more days!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

When I worked at a rape crisis center, I saw women who had fought off a rapist arrested for hitting him, while the rapist went free. Why? Because the women admitted to hitting him in self defense, while the rapist denied trying to rape them.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

All's Fair in Love, War, and Demigods is FREE for a few more hours. My Dating a Demigod series is full of short romance reads that are great for an escape and can standalone. In this novella, he's the demigod of War who's found a demigod of Love on a dating site. #Ad www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I had the absolute best lobster bisque in mystic seaport during chowderfest. I was there to see the Viking ship and it just HAPPENED to be on offer and I WILL NEVER TASTE THAT GIFT TO THE UNIVERSE AGAIN.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It ain't a movie but I got four books about a gunslinger orc who hunts demons. What about that? www.books2read.com/rl/grimluk/

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

All's Fair in Love, War, and Demigods is FREE right now. My Dating a Demigod series is full of short paranormal romance reads that are great for an escape and can standalone. In this, he's the demigod of War who's found a demigod of Love on a dating site. #Booksky #Ad www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments