authur3389.bsky.social
36, Employed, Just some dumb goo who likes video games and might do a dance.
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UHHH UHH im late as fuck to this but wanted to finish up this doodle hi 👋🦐
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You can either swish and flick, turn into a dick. Or, you could be SPICY and lend a hand.
And also wear the cool jacket.
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HL: minorities shouldn’t have rights
Yakuza 0: life is a struggle but it is worth fighting for. Also Karaoke, remote control cars, and cabarets are awesome
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Meanwhile, I own a hand embroidered souvenir jacket with a snake crawling out of a skull on it, and won an audience award in an alt weekly once.
That could be your kid.
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To clarify, do I think that only losers read exclusively YA fiction? No, but a lot of losers do exclusively read YA fiction.
Ask yourself, why did Patrick Bet-David write a YA book?
Is that the kind of shit you want your kids getting into?
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Parents, you are standing at a fork in the road right now.
If you buy your kids the Harry Potter video game, they'll grow up to be big maladjusted losers who only read bad YA fiction as adults, if you buy your kids Yakuza 0 they will grow up to own a cool jacket.
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Hold on, let me try to translate this guy real quick.
"WAAAAAAH!!! WAAAAAAH!!! I'M NOT A NAZI!!! YOU'RE A NAZI!!! WAAAAAAH!!!"
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Oh, I forgot a few color touches here and there, fuck, oh well!
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Oh, so the cow can have a fat ass, but not Wario? Alright. I see how it is.
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If I was a regional manager where this is happening, I'd ban stapling receipts to things and train everyone to not do that to cardboard boxes like idiots.