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And now for something completely different! These are some sketches from 2019-2021. I have this tendency to start a series, get really into it and if it’s unexpectedly popular (as these were on IG) I stop making them because I have this dumb thing against making repetitive things to be popular.

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I just woke up from a dream where I went to the house my grandmother lived in to teach the new family how to navigate the secret passages in the hallway? and communicate with the ghosts

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I just woke up from a dream where I moved and my next door neighbors were quadruplet strippers who worked at “club Taco Bell”

Girls don’t want boys girls want to go to Harbor Freight

I want to know how the cars in the Cars universe reproduce..

Not now sweetie mommy’s watching gentleman broncos again

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Butthole feed cleanse hornnucopia.bigcartel.com/product/o-wo...

Nevermind I just realized I could block ALL political words. I’m on here like 2 minutes every 4 days and honestly I’m acutely aware of the horrors *gestures around* and I’m tired of reading about it too

This place rapidly became just as bad as Twitter and I loathe what I’ll have to see every time I open it so, byeeeee Hornnucopia.bigcartel.com

Don’t be atomicblondevixxen

There is perhaps no food more perfect than the refried bean.

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“I never see you at the club” ok well I never see you at the easel flirting with the great mystery of creation

Marlboro red is a beautiful name for a baby

Play some Mariah Carey up in this bitch!

If I was an eccentric billionaire I would drive up the bidding on some beanie babies to an astronomical number just for the thrill of it

Ouch my back 👵🏻

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You don’t say 🌝

Hear me out… would.

Two larger pieces I never got to properly document (2022 maybe?) Acrylic & cel vinyl on arches 🎀🦴

Film, anyone? . Frankie Fictitious wearing burlesque legend Coby Yee’s costume. Coby made this and passed it down to Frankie. Honored to have documented this 💫

Listening to 24hr dog and painting someone’s grandma

Trail cam caught some weird shit 👀 New paddle available 😀 ambercarr.bigcartel.com/product/off-...

Not now sweetie mommy’s watching the Brady Bunch movie

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Every order gets a free (random) 8x10 print included. I know shits hard out there, I appreciate all of ya’ll for still buying my work ❤️ hornnucopia.bigcartel.com/product/sn

The parasites in me honor the parasites in you 🙏

Putting an awooga horn in his cybertruck

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Thirsty? hornnucopia.bigcartel.com/product/moon...

Editor: You get that photo of a guy delivering ice for our feature on everyday life in 1928? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

I love getting commissioned to paint men, some of them are really pretty.

Zero. Not too long ago this was all normal shit.